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assholian

When a person says or does something in a manner reminiscent of a total fucking jerk because, they innately believe or have been told it is how they should act in order to score with someone of the opposite sex and they are just to stupid to realize that the behavior is not cool and that they are just being a complete asshole.
You have to understand that as women age they are looking for different types of men and that childish, over confident assholian behavior might work with even the under 35 set but, believe me it won't work with most women over 40.
by houstoncougar September 30, 2009
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Assholism

When a person is physically unable to stop being an asshole.
"My gosh he is so annoying. I think he suffers from a severe case of assholism"
by Hermies October 30, 2009
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Assholish

Acting like an asshole. To be an asshole in nature.
You are being a selfish assholish bastard.
by katieyay November 4, 2003
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Outright-Assholism

Outright-assholism is the practice of being an outright asshole. Not to be confused with it's antithetical art form known as subtle-assholism.

The term was coined in an essay titled "The Middle Class Renaissance: Otherwise Known As The Rise of Subtle-Assholism" to express the opposing force of assholism in the world today, to the up and coming force of subtle-assholism.
1. His outright-assholism was manifested in his repeated position of calling everyone a little bitch, and by reving his car engine on his lowered and air-bagged S-10.

2. He decided to manifest his mastery of outright-assholism by cutting people off in traffic, and blasting his loud music in an attempt to seem "cool".
by yossarianspenser October 7, 2005
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Defensive Assholing

The act in which a man defends himself when his woman is being a nagging pain in the ass.

The act of defending oneself against claims of nagging, which leads a man to become an asshole.
Since my girlfriend picks me apart, I have turned to defensive assholing to make my point.
by assholer1 February 17, 2010
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assholio

the incurable disease of being an asshole (asshole + polio)
when a person is being a complete ass and doesn't know it, they must have this disease
"Damn, what an assholio!"
by JT Shiner December 17, 2005
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Assaholic

Describes an individual that is addicted to being or becoming an Asshole.
Don't mind him, he is just an assaholic.
by FionaX October 23, 2006
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