Anal assault

When you're pounding a girl so hard in the ass that she presses charges

I have to go to court tomorrow because shaniqua charged me with anal assault

by The_abbot26 June 4, 2013

Vehicle assault

intentionally douching the car behind you with windshield wiper fluid.

that prius is going 50 in the fast lane, you better vehicle assault them

by dueghis December 28, 2011

Presidential assault

The definition of when grandma's being a fat wanker and not giving you money.

That presidential assault won't give me money!

by Race car October 20, 2019

assault weapon

A term created for the 1994 "Assault Weapons Ban," which banned firearms based on appearance, brand name, and features not related to firearm function. A proper definition of this word requires the entire 1994 act, so feel free to look it up.

History:

The term "assault weapon" has no industry or military definition. It was created to give a single name to all of the firearms politicians wanted to ban in 1994. Opponents of the 1994 ban refer to it more accurately as the "Semi-Auto" ban.

by ed July 25, 2004

Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.

Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

Assault Clip

A large capacity clip capable of killing a room of at least 30 children

your standard clip can hold at least 10 pages of paper but an assault clip... holy shit you better watch out it can hold 200 pages of paper making it illegal to have anywhere due to the Federal Assault Clips ban of 2004

by Koncerned Kommando May 14, 2011

cock assault

The opposite of cock block.

Dan went on the cock assault.

by Wyld_Stallyn December 27, 2021