asp

Acronymn:

asp: a shortened, more efficient relacement of the acronym ASAP.

"Hey, you need to RSVP to that invitation asp, man!"

by Rebecca Bailes March 19, 2008

asp

letters used to shorten at some point

i need to do that work asp

by Teal Deamon May 13, 2006

asp

The one and only ASP MAN!
Usualy accompanied by Aaron Smart and the G.P CREW!
G G G G G.P CREW!

'Hey Asp!'
'Sup Asp?'

Come on people its a name how hard is it to use a name.

by Asp January 11, 2005

Active Server Pages [ASP]

A server side scripting language developed by Microsoft. While it does outclass Perl in terms of effectiveness and ease of use, php does offer more to the average web developer in terms of reliability, speed, and a shorter learning curve. It is also worth noting that ASP 3.0 comes in two flavours, VBScript and JavaScript.

<%@ language="VBScript" %>
<%
Response.Write("this is ASP")
Response.Write("<br />")
If Request.Querystring("action") = "page1" Then
Response.Write("you selected page 1")
Else
Response.Write("You selected some other page")
End If
%>

by Mordan DS September 25, 2003

ASP

acronym Assorted Sugar Products used to cover the competing terms lollies, candy and sweets

'Lets go and buy some ASPs'

by pipmeister February 3, 2008

ASP

After Sex Piss. Very important ritual after banging.

I fucked her and before I could go again I had to take a 45 second ASP. Almost as good as sex.

by Bigpalm1983 July 6, 2017

Mama Asp

Mama Asp is the poster child for all that is smart and wise. She was the inspiration for Abraham Lincoln when he created the term "MILF". Mama Asp is a cheer mentor by day, and a chainsmoking, motorcycle riding, thot slaying, drug dealer by night. We all love her and were are all grateful to have her.

• When I grow up, I want to be be like Mama Asp
• You better behave or else Mama Asp will get you

by UnderAgeMilf December 14, 2018