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Assplotion

When someone blows up the bathroom in flatulence and/or faeces.
Someone left an Assplotion all over the toilet bowl.
by Hectorcaliente October 5, 2011
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assplosion

The act of imploding into one's self, then promptly exploding that out of the anus.
The assplosion of Henry rocked our group to the very core, to lose such a close member to such a tragic death.
by TheOneTrueMango November 22, 2006
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man-splosion

1.) an awesome occurrence of epic manliness, often rated on a scale of 1-10.
2.) a rapid increase in manly stuff
1.) dude, Old spice caused a man-splosion in my bathroom! it was a 9.5!
2.) there was a man-splosion in my garage
by thorsty November 19, 2010
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Assplosion

Def1. The sudden release of the contents from one's bowels where the toilet bowl has become mottled in texture and color.

Def2. A powerful surge from an infants colon pushing upward and passing the boundaries of the elastic bands. Usually a huge mess.
Usage of Def1 in a sentence:

I swear I had an assplosion in there after eating that Grand Slam breakfast and 3 cups of black coffee.

Usage of Def2 in a sentence:

My baby literally had an assplosion that wasn't contained in their pampers.
by Will1492 June 29, 2009
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assplosion

When diarrhea builds up so much energy prior to its exit, a giant explosion results.
After eating so many black beans, i had a huge assplosion.
by shitybits November 6, 2019
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assplosion

When you eat Burger King and/or Taco Bell and the toilet paper roll disappears because the shit turned your ass a different skin color.
Uh-oh, Burger King does NOT want me to eat Whoppers anymore. I just had an assplosion in my pants.
by fartcheesestinkstyfour May 9, 2023
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amosplosion

The explosion of the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch vehicle carrying the AMOS-6 during a static test fire on September 1st, 2016.
"It wasn't an amosplosion, it was more like a fast fire."
by hentaihobbyist September 1, 2017
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