Asian Grading Scale

These words mean the following:
A-average
B-broomstick
C-can't have dinner
D-don't come home
F-find new family

Example of Asian Grading Scale:

Father: Lets look at your report card son.
Son: Ok.
Father: A, A, A, B...
Son: No, please don't!
Father: B IS FOR BROOMSTICK!!!

by yshcbdjg,lvushkeysueuigslyifgh December 5, 2019

Ashface

An otherworldy being that became human to transform and evolve our various art forms. She specializes in healing methods and the creation of beauty and meaningful art. She crafts masterpieces in order to anchor a higher level of conscious understanding for the humans. Her physical appearance shines with the illustrious glow of her thoughts, passion and creativity that push the boundaries of human expression.

Human: "Wow, this world is so doomed."
Earthling: "Don't worry, sunflowers grow here!"
Human: "What do you mean?"
Earthling: "It means that this planet is protected and has been marked
for accelerated evolution. It means that Ashface is here."

by followtheclouds_ February 28, 2015

asiaboo

someone who is cringey as hell and obsessed with asian culture, specially east asian but sometimes southeast asian when they are not asian at all.

that white girl who says that she's korean is such a asiaboo. She also tries to speak japanese and wears kimonos.

by FFFhellom8 June 3, 2018

strict asian parents

totally insane.

1. "Get an A grade or else you ganna be screw up!" by strict asian parents.

by bas October 31, 2013

De'Asia

De'Asia , she is a kind and wonderful person even though she has attitudes almost all the time its because things keep happening to her all at once and she still has things from the past that needa to come out. But De'Asia is a bad bitch once she gets comfortable with you she is actually funny asf and but os overprotective if she really fucks with you. She has an amazing personality . She doesn't mess with peoples bull shit . She will change over some yeaes or months . and she wont act fake only if she sees that your acting fake TOWARDS her . If she doesn't like you then it is always a reason for her not to like anyone and she is very sensitive she cant control her facial expressions she can act funny and goofy and she has very bad trust issues and she is strong asf if something is hurting her she will brush it off and say fuck it and im not saying it doesn't still hurt her. And if she says she going to do something especially if shes mad she will do it.. She doesn't give a fuck ! But De'Asia is a wonderful kind and sweet person just dont push her

De'Asia is a sweet and funny person just dont push her

by Deasia pretty ass November 16, 2018

Jungle Asian

A term used to describe Southeast Asians, most often in a derogatory manner. Though some may also use it in a positive or playful way, especially Southeast Asians themselves who may attempt to reclaim the term.

"Jungle Asian" references how the entirety of Southeast Asia lies within the tropics and there are abundant rainforests in the region. The use of the word "jungle" draws from European colonial imagery of an untamed and primitive natural environment, far from the presence of order and civilization. In the United States, the word "jungle" is also often used negatively to describe African Americans.

"Jungle Asian" originated among Vietnamese Americans in the 1990s as a slur to describe Cambodian Americans. The Cambodian Americans were viewed by the Vietnamese Americans as a "less civilized" population with a darker skin complexion than the Vietnamese on average. "Jungle Asian" was later adopted by Korean Americans and used against all Southeast Asian people, including the Vietnamese.

Korean Americans also created the counterpart term, "Fancy Asians", which they originally used to positively describe themselves. However, "Fancy Asians" eventually came to be used to describe East Asians as a whole. East Asians generally have lighter skin complexions than Southeast Asians, and are stereotyped to be wealthier and a "model minority" in the Western world. All of which may cause people to view East Asians more favorably than Southeast Asians.

A notable and early recorded instance of "Jungle Asian" being used was in 2005 when Korean American comedian, Bobby Lee, called Vietnamese people "Jungle Asians" and "animals". The term was later popularized again in 2016 by mixed Chinese American and Vietnamese American comedian, Ali Wong in her TV special, "Baby Cobra". Wong called herself "half Fancy Asian" and "half Jungle Asian".

by goyangi-gurl May 7, 2023

lil asian

A name used on Discord that is most likely going to be taken by some rapper.

Oh my god, it's lil asian!

by Purewaterdrinking June 1, 2018