AlGoreithm

A long, mind boggling explanation of an environmental problem, set to Melissa Etheridge's music.

Vladimir: Did you really go to Professor Greengrass's lecture?

Estragon: Yeah, it was basically another AlGoreithm. That tree-hugger

by Ben_Dustman May 8, 2011

algore

Verb, transitive, to algore a result (an election, a court finding, a scientific conclusion, a sporting event):

To refuse to concede a legitimate defeat, by employing teams of attorneys, increasingly-more-fanciful conspiracy theories and lawyerly machinations. Behaving without honor, dividing voters or spectators rather than uniting them, and tainting an opponent's legitimate victory and delaying the opponent's ability to celebrate and take office.

In the February 7, 2010 second round of elections, Yulia Tymoshenko ended up with 3.5% fewer votes than her opponent, Viktor Yanukovych, in an internationally-observed election deemed the cleanest-ever in Ukrainian history, but rather than do the honorable thing and concede, Yulia has algored the results.

by The Epicure February 11, 2010

algorerithm

a procedure or formula for creating a problem

What did I tell you? You just algorerithm'd it!

by phil rumsey January 8, 2010

algorean green

Ridiculous energy saving strategies to reduce the carbon footprint.

The company I work for is really algorean green. They installed a $39 motion detector to control a $3.90 light bulb that will use 39 cents worth of electricity in 39 years.

by M79 December 4, 2010

assorexia

taking laxatives after every meal in order to lose weight

do you have assorexia? i swear you take some ex-lax everytime you eat

by Aaaaaalison March 1, 2008

asorexia

The intense desire to kiss somebody.

Molly was feeling overwhelmed with asorexia.

by Blink for lifeeee April 13, 2021

asgoro

a hot and cool and sexy person named asgoro

Asgoro is the coolest most hottest person I know.

by Asgoro June 17, 2021