An irrational fear of chavs.
Mike doesn't watch Little Britain anymore because Vicky Pollard scares him, I think he suffers from asbophobia.
by Sir Luke November 15, 2006
Get the asbophobia mug.Anti Social Behaviour Order - Used against unruly youths who cannot conform to normal society's rules and regulations. See ASBO's.
However, an ASBO can also be a classification of a person. Some of the worst Townies and Scallys are good examples of an ASBOs. They are the creme de la creme of delinquency, intent on causing anger, pain and destruction mainly due to their unnaturally small brain which is set on one thing: reproducing.
They are low-life scum, and are usually the result of bad parenting. A firm beating or installing the fear of God in them as a child can usually prevent the ASBO trait from developing.
Male ASBO – Typically aged 12-18: Looks for a “fit beyhatch, mon init” (female) to “prong” (reproduce with). Older ASBOs can be found waiting in the dole line.
Female ASBO – Typically aged 13-18: Main requirement is to become pregnant. Can usually be found reproducing in a bus shelter. Will name their child after a character on Eastenders.
However, an ASBO can also be a classification of a person. Some of the worst Townies and Scallys are good examples of an ASBOs. They are the creme de la creme of delinquency, intent on causing anger, pain and destruction mainly due to their unnaturally small brain which is set on one thing: reproducing.
They are low-life scum, and are usually the result of bad parenting. A firm beating or installing the fear of God in them as a child can usually prevent the ASBO trait from developing.
Male ASBO – Typically aged 12-18: Looks for a “fit beyhatch, mon init” (female) to “prong” (reproduce with). Older ASBOs can be found waiting in the dole line.
Female ASBO – Typically aged 13-18: Main requirement is to become pregnant. Can usually be found reproducing in a bus shelter. Will name their child after a character on Eastenders.
E.g. 1:
Person A: "I hear a car alarm going off."
Person B: "There must be an ASBO near by."
E.g. 2:
Person A: "Please don't beat me senseless..."
ASBO 1: "Yah mon, u iz da nerd, mi beyhatch iz pumpin, init"
Person A: "I hear a car alarm going off."
Person B: "There must be an ASBO near by."
E.g. 2:
Person A: "Please don't beat me senseless..."
ASBO 1: "Yah mon, u iz da nerd, mi beyhatch iz pumpin, init"
by Mik Hall December 30, 2004
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Etymology: most likely a derivative of the term weeaboo
A. noun
1. internet terminology for a western-industrial liberal with an obsession for Islamic culture and literature for the sake of seeming "hip" or "progressive" at pretentious, bourgeoisie cocktail parties.
Etymology: most likely a derivative of the term weeaboo
A. noun
1. internet terminology for a western-industrial liberal with an obsession for Islamic culture and literature for the sake of seeming "hip" or "progressive" at pretentious, bourgeoisie cocktail parties.
Evan spent five months learning how to write in Arabic cursive just so he could impress that Yazidi girl... what an araboo!
by Michael Pemulis June 7, 2017
Get the araboo mug.A word used for reacting to sudden suprising situations. When you left your keys in your car...assbomb to your face. When you figure out that you can't believe it's not butter you have been hit with an assbomb to the facial area. If you think assbomb isn't a real word, assbomb to YOUR face.
Person 1: Hey do you realize you don't have any legs?
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life
Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me
Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard
Person 2: Yea I've known for a while, I was born without them
Person 1: Oh shit, I just took a major assbomb, i gotta go take a hike with my functional legs
Person 2: fuck my life
Dying Man: Help I just got shot call the hospital
Person: Wait, you can CALL the hospital now?
Dying Man: ...wh...what?
Person: Advancements in technology assbombed the fuck out of me
Person: Hey I forgot to study for the test, if i fail im not graduating, can I take it tomorrow?
Teacher: There's no test today
Person: Oh woah, assbomb to my face!
Teacher: Ha there IS a test today, I take your assbomb and hit you with TWO assbombs
Person:........you bastard
by Anonymous123456789987654321111 September 16, 2010
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Certain types of people who follows the certain tradition and norms of Middle Eastern or Muslim / Islamic culture thinking they belong in that group as to forgot their original nationality and or the ideology in which they came from.
Multiple examples can be seen from anyone who believes Polygamy is a good practice and can't vote anyone if they are not Muslim / Islam.
In other note some of them don't actually understand and follow the religion, they just think it's so cool being so straight edge and praising Allah but they really just a bunch of horny beta males that wants a threesome.
Certain types of people who follows the certain tradition and norms of Middle Eastern or Muslim / Islamic culture thinking they belong in that group as to forgot their original nationality and or the ideology in which they came from.
Multiple examples can be seen from anyone who believes Polygamy is a good practice and can't vote anyone if they are not Muslim / Islam.
In other note some of them don't actually understand and follow the religion, they just think it's so cool being so straight edge and praising Allah but they really just a bunch of horny beta males that wants a threesome.
guy 1 : is it okay if i were to have a second wife?
guy 2 : oh fuck no, don't tell me you're on of them Araboos
guy 2 : oh fuck no, don't tell me you're on of them Araboos
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