A dildo with all of the traits of an armadillo. It has an outer layer made of bone and a long pointy head with teeth. It is nocturnal and moves very fast. They can not operate in cold climates.
On a hot southern night, when the sun goes down, you can hear the Whipperwills and the hum of armadildos in the air.
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A obscure sexual move popularized by repeated viewings of the 1986 film "Labyrinth". It entails dressing up as David Bowie's character Jareth, from the film, and attaching brown dildos (length must exceed 7 inches but be no longer than 13) to the articulatio radiocarpea of both arms. While penetrating both the anus and vagina, "Jareth" must sing "Magic Dance" with the receiving partner singing the goblins' parts. If available, cocaine (slime and snails or puppy dogs' tails are popular substitutes) should be snorted off the lower back of the receiver. This second act is, of course, referred to as a "Lady Stardust".
Nathan: Hey what'd you get Aniston for her birthday?
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
Aaron: Got her David Bowie's Armadillo and some Lady Stardust bro.
Nathan: Damn that's nasty as fuck my man!
Aaron: Stardust is a hell of a drug.
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Get the Nissan Armada mug.Armadale is a dodgy suburb in Perth, Western Australia. The population of this area are referred to as "Armadalians". Armadalians are a tribal like people. They have their own culture called "white trash" and practice religious ceremonies such as "the chugathon" and "beer night". The armadalians live in tribes known as “gangs”. Gangs will commonly have disagreements with each other. These disagreements often turn into a “thonging” an event in which the cheifs of the gangs will stand in front of each other with a thong (shoe) in each of there hands and they will proceed to hit each other until either one is on the ground with a brain tumour or they get bored and decide to go to the pub instead. In the Armadalian culture there are gods like most other religions. These gods are apart of groups known as “footy teams”. These gods will battle each other to the death in a gladiator like area known as “a footy oval”
Armadale is is wondered at by non locals and tourists who pass through the suburb. As it is location on the very outskirts of Perth - boarding The Bush - can make it look like a green, natural amalgamation of nature and city. However, much like the burgers in a Macca's commercial, this is miss leading as the trees, bushes, grass and other green shit mask the true, insidious nature of Armadale after the sun recedes.
Armadale is is wondered at by non locals and tourists who pass through the suburb. As it is location on the very outskirts of Perth - boarding The Bush - can make it look like a green, natural amalgamation of nature and city. However, much like the burgers in a Macca's commercial, this is miss leading as the trees, bushes, grass and other green shit mask the true, insidious nature of Armadale after the sun recedes.
During the day light hours the Armadlians are quite tame. With only the usual robbery or murder. But during in the night the nocturnal Armadilians instincts take hold. No records of nocturnal Armadilians exist and all those brave enough to try and observe the creatures have been found dead the next morning with injuries such as: anal penetration, cancer and extreme paper cuts. This phenomena has caused the United Nations to warn people against walking through Armadale at night.
Armadale is widely popular for the safaris as you can observe the creature know as "Abo" in his natural habitat, drinking booze and bashing white kids. "The Abo" is the other species that you can find in Armadale. They are similar to the Armadalians however they have a reputation for being far more aggressive and receiving higher Centerlink payments.
"Next stop; Armadale" - Train Announcer
Heart rate increases - passengers riding the train at night
Armadale is widely popular for the safaris as you can observe the creature know as "Abo" in his natural habitat, drinking booze and bashing white kids. "The Abo" is the other species that you can find in Armadale. They are similar to the Armadalians however they have a reputation for being far more aggressive and receiving higher Centerlink payments.
"Next stop; Armadale" - Train Announcer
Heart rate increases - passengers riding the train at night
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