arachnicardia

The sharp, sudden increase in heart rate due to a surprise encounter with a gigantic, evil, devil arachnid.

Josh suffered arachnicardia last Wednesday when a giant, hairy spider jumped on him.

by beerchicky June 16, 2014

Arachnisuckin'

The act of sucking off a spider's genitals.

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.

by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023

Arachnamalia

Arachnamalia - A highly evolved state of Arachnophobia in which fear has long since been overcome. The sight of spiders now triggers an almost inhuman predatory response where the subject will wait patiently, ignoring all else and becoming hyper aware until the spider reappears and the subject obliterates it from existence quickly, silently, and efficiently. After the kill, subject may wear a slightly crazed look and silently gloat to themselves. It is assumed that this response releases a dosage of dopamine in the subjects brain making this new behavior highly addictive.

John is sitting quietly at his computer looking at some internet porn when out of his peripheral he spots a spider. His Arachnamalia quickly takes over. He silently stalks it and with the nearest flat object, he ends its life instantly. He observes his new kill with crazed interest.

by Marze September 30, 2009

Arachne

A Greek maiden whose weaving ability was the marvel of the ancient world. When Athena heard about it she challenged Arachne to a contest. When the girl's tapestry was the equal to the goddess', she became angry and tore Arachne's weaving to shreds. The girl became terrified of what Athena might do and hanged herself. Athena became regretful of her actions and turned Arachne into a spider, so that she might weave all that she wished.

Arachne was a weaving wonder.l

by geinman June 22, 2013

Arachnoleptic Fit.

Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and wey. Along came a spider who sat down besi.. ARGH FUCK IT'S A FUCKING GREAT BIG FUCKING FUZZBEAST. DIEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ~spasm~EEEEEE~stabs air blindly~EEEEEEE!@

by Maku Lah. August 10, 2003

arachniphobia

The fear of spiders. Arachnids Commonly diagnosed.

My friend, John, suffers from a serious case of arachniphobia.

by UnDeRcOvErSaMuS October 15, 2006

Arachnoleptic fit

The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

You should of seen him. he was having a Arachnoleptic fit like the spider was going to eat him!

by TheCowboyofKhaos February 14, 2004