2 definitions by beerchicky

arachnicardia

The sharp, sudden increase in heart rate due to a surprise encounter with a gigantic, evil, devil arachnid.

Josh suffered arachnicardia last Wednesday when a giant, hairy spider jumped on him.

by beerchicky June 16, 2014

moonstration

When your menstrual cycle starts on the full moon.

Tonight is the full moon so I know this is the first day of Karina's moonstration cycle.

by beerchicky November 1, 2014