arachnafuck

When you have sexual intercourse with a spider.

-So was it a brown recluse you arachnafucked, or a black widow?
-Neither, you smug asshole. It was a wolf spider.

by Bryan "Locomotive" Freitas July 6, 2008

Arachnisuckin'

The act of sucking off a spider's genitals.

At the family gathering, the baby was arachnisuckin'.

by AndromedaNL June 23, 2023