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appless

A state of being so technologically backwards/unlucky/unaware that all of your electronic devices, if any, are too outdated to support apps.

App is shortened form of the word 'application,' a term used to describe a specific type of program, coined by Apple Computers with the introduction of the iPhone.
Him: "I have never played Angry Birds."

Her: "You should download the app. Its a fun game"

Him:"I can't. My phone is so old it doesn't support apps."

Her:"That sucks, dude! You're appless."
by Angry chick6 December 31, 2011
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applepussy

A fictitously expensive cologne worn by a miniature Snoop Dogg lookalike. This applepussy cologne wearing mini-snoop can be found usually outside gay night club lineups, and is known to cling on to gay men, usually transvestites, and claims to be too broke to pay his own way in. Once inside the club, he pulls out bundles of bills, and tries to impress people by claiming to be Whitney Houstons cousin. Applepussy wearers will also claim to have attempted to convince Whitney to leave Bobby Brown.
Yeah baby, I'm wearin' Applepussy...!
by Bobbie Brown June 5, 2007
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applebees whore

a five dollar prostitute handing out million dollar obama bills
applebees whore: you guys want obama bills?

Nick: what does it say on the back?

applebees whore: basically she'll suck your dick for 5 dollars
by the lubrication bandit May 23, 2009
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going to applebees

when you and another person/people go behind an applebees restaurant, behind the dumpster and proceed to have anal, oral, and vaginal sex.
I heard that David and Rachel were going to applebees later after he got done working.
by David applebees Donahue July 1, 2011
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taking grandma to applebees

doing her from behind while she's bent over on a walker, while simultaneously eating ribs off her back.
Dude, I had such a crazy time with that bitch last night! Let's just say we got wasted, and then I was definitely taking grandma to applebees!
by asian cole November 13, 2010
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applebees

*pp swol*
i went to fortnite after playing on my applebees
*pp extendus*
by Half of 0 January 22, 2019
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The Applebees

Feared members of a hunting klan. They only hunt the Brick Master. It is tradition to only hunt the Brick Master on full moons in July.
by Dr. Phil August 27, 2003
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