Brown Apple Bobber

When a guy has his woman bent over the front of the toilet and he's hitting it from the back, just before he finishes, he puts her face in the toilet water to enhance their(his) climax.

I got the brown apple bobber in my girl's parents' bathroom last night

by Hakuna Memetata October 12, 2017

sneaky apple

When a male inserts his adam's apple into a females anus and/or vagina.

"That bitch was eyeing my neck something fierce! I knew damn well she wanted a sneaky apple!"

by GozUnlimited July 3, 2016

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen is a groovy song that you can find on YouTube. It's short and a bit funny since the guy in the video dances along to the music. (You should watch it if into weird stuff like that...)

Lyrics: Intro
P-P-A-P

*Groovy Music*

Verse 1
I have a pen, I have an apple
Uh! Apple-Pen!

Verse 2
I have a pen, I have pineapple
Uh! Pineapple-Pen!

Verse 3
Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen
Uh! Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen

*Groovy Music*
End Of Song
Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!

Apple-Pen, Pineapple-Pen uh Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen!

by Brookm&m January 2, 2017

apple fight

A mysterious pastime involving apples. People are invited to a secret location. Once all participants have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. You then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting "APPLE FIGHT BITCHES!" If apples are not making a "pew pew pew" sound, you're doing it wrong. For our American counterparts, apples may say "pew, pew, pew, 'merica"

"I showed up at this party and next thing I knew people were pummeling me with apples! WTF?"
"That was an apple fight dude"

by Hur Rue September 21, 2013

Dirty Apple

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014

Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.

You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

by A neutral opinion May 25, 2020

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit.

This food lookin gooder den a bitch. Bone apple tea nigga.

by HorseTheBootyFiller August 8, 2016