Appleton

An opulent city in Wisconsin north of Lake Winnebago. Commonly referred to by locals as "The Paris of the West".

Dan - "My dream is to one day move to Appleton."
Sam - "Ah yes Appleton, the Paris of the west!"

by dpex81 October 9, 2022

Appletard

The losers that choose to stand in line for hours at an Apple store any time Apple releases something new.

That Appletard has been in line since 4pm yesterday to get the new iPhone.

by WartimeFirefighter June 27, 2010

apple fight

A mysterious pastime involving apples. People are invited to a secret location. Once all participants have arrived, shut and lock the doors, close the windows, pull the black-out curtains and turn off the lights. You then proceed to pummel your friends whilst shouting "APPLE FIGHT BITCHES!" If apples are not making a "pew pew pew" sound, you're doing it wrong. For our American counterparts, apples may say "pew, pew, pew, 'merica"

"I showed up at this party and next thing I knew people were pummeling me with apples! WTF?"
"That was an apple fight dude"

by Hur Rue September 21, 2013

Dirty Apple

The act of shoving a Red Delicious apple into an anus and then eating it. Slice the apple to share with friends or keep the whole apple for yourself.

"Hey Bram, what are you doing after the One Direction concert?"
"I'm not sure, David. I actually might dirty apple Ashley."
"Wow Bram! I thought you two were just talking."
"I know, David. I think she might be the one for me."

by Too hot to Handel December 11, 2014

Fuck apple

This fucking shit apple has no quality only profit.

You know what Fuck apple. No one likes then they only like looking rich.

by A neutral opinion May 25, 2020

Applelitionist

A person who favors the ending of technology slavery imposed by Apple. This can include the ability to download any software that isn't approved by the Apple masters without having to first "jailbreak".

After forcefully losing my YouTube and Google Maps apps and having to buy adapters for all of my older peripherals with iOS 6 and iPhone 5 I became an Applelitionist.

by Snarcitz September 22, 2012

Bone apple tea

like when the food hella good and you bout to eat it you say bone apple tea its like french or some shit.

This food lookin gooder den a bitch. Bone apple tea nigga.

by HorseTheBootyFiller August 8, 2016