Apology Reflex 

Someone who makes a harsh joke directed at another person, but then is quick to apologize and beg for forgiveness - losing his friends respect for his joke(s) in the process. The ultimate sign of someone with no balls.

Joe: Damn Kevin, I can't tell if that's your mom or a hippo.
Kevin: Wow Joe, you're an ass.
Joe: Shit man I'm sorry, I was just kidding... Let me buy you a new car.

Friends: *shake heads* Look, his apology reflex is acting up again.

Apology Reflex by Mocha Suthers April 29, 2014

apology nudes

Nudes that you receive after a big fight with your significant other or friends with benefits.

Did Tara tell you that Gary sent her apology nudes over snapchat? , I couldn't get over what he said, but he sent me apology nudes, and now everything seems better.

apology nudes by Txmeless May 13, 2016

apology date 

According to Miss Chelly,

When your man F*ck you up and he asks you on a date its called an apology date!

"He's taking me on an apology date because he f*cked up"

apology date by Miss Chelly March 8, 2018

apology letter 

definition 1 : something i cant write for shit

definition 2 : something the vice principal would make u write to ur lunch lady recess watcher person for not lining up when she blew the whistle

*recess whistle blows*
every 7th grader: *iGnoRE*
vice principal: *aPolOGy lEtTeR*
my letter: "sorry that we didnt line up i was telling everybody to but they dont listen to me "
also me: *not giving 2 fucks*

apology letter by ur FBI agent September 29, 2020

apology video? 

When someone makes a cringey or out of pocket post, usually on the social media platform known as “Tiktok”.

“That tiktok was so fucking cringey. Apology video?”

apology video? by gottakeepaneyeoutforselener March 31, 2021

Apology to Everyone 

a mass email sent out of real or imagined guilt... often occurs after a drunken party, or in response to rumours.

also been known to be sent as a result of teenage angst, apologizing for something no one even thinks exists.

usually of good intent but overkill and confusing...

often includes "exceptions" to the apology and should be sent to that person as well. just so they know you still hate them

apology to everyone is then sent to a huge number of people on email list who may or may not know what the apology is for

hey you guys...
i'm soo sorry about what happened last weekend. i'm an idiot.
please forgive me. i love you all
(except you brandy- you're a sloot)

again... i'm sooooooooo sorry. i miss you guys

Apology to Everyone by Sunshine December 13, 2004

Apology Umbrella 

A declaration of apology stated by the individual preceding future infractions. Most commonly used in romantic relationships to excuse derogatory comments, masochistic tendencies, and general inconsiderations to avoid denial of sexual intercourse.

She was mad when I slapped her ass in front of my boys, but I used my Apology Umbrella so I'm still gonna tap that tonight.

Apology Umbrella by Macon Love April 26, 2011