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Alpenglow

Alpenglow is THE most divine natural phenomenon on the planet. Right before sunset or sunrise in the mountains, its that scarlet or golden light that shows up on the highest tips of peaks. It's an unreal, incredible vista that can't be replicated in any picture--you have to be in the alpine to really see what it means. It's why people hike without showering for four days, it's why getting up early for that car ride is worth it. Everyone needs to see proper Alpenglow before they die.
Let's leave early to catch the alpenglow!
by SaucyTobasco June 14, 2018
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