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This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto 

The ONLY response to having a bad day, no matter how minuscule that tragedy is, any one of the right minds must always listen to Africa by Toto during a tragedy.
"Dude, I found my wife, sleeping with another man"
"This is so sad, Ok Google, play Africa by Toto"
Google: "Ok, playing Africa by Toto on Spotify"
Africa by Toto: "....I hear the drums echoing tonight...."
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African American 

Is a person of African descent ,meaning ancestors were of African heritage, that is born in America. America is where the individual was born therefore that makes them "American" as well as a African because of their roots. It is the political correct term of how to identify a person of African descent that is born in America.
Carlton's great grandmother was from Africa, but he was born on American soil to two African American parents that were born in the United States. Therefore he is African American.
African American by grad201011 March 14, 2010
A place where you bless the rains.
“I bless the rains down in Africa!”
Africa by OfficialDeltaGamer March 16, 2019

Africanipples

(Aff-rik-an-ipp-uls)

1. Most commonly used to refer to curiously dark nipples and areola on a person of seemingly caucasian origin.

2. Nipples on a person of African origin noted for their dark colouring.
Jim: So Jack, what were Jill's boobs like?
Jack: They're amazing but something puzzles me...
Jim: What's that Jack?
Jack: Jill's whiter than paper but she's got Africanipples
really fine a beauty and you are the beast!!she is amazing. relationship status are on fleek just like her.she is on the list of the top 5 best girlfriend ever!!don't break her heart or she will break your neck so you can't turn to look at other girls.she has goals and is sweeter than sugar.don't break this beauty's heart.your crazy if you do break her heart.she loves food and music but she not fat.loves everyone dearly but loves her boyfriend,friends and family the most.if you have her you must be the luckiest guy in the world to have her!!if you have 5 wishes use all of them on this beauty never a beast intill it comes to the bed.i need a annica so bad.really thick and fine.the booty is the most thick just so you know;)one of the best at sports.most likely to love basketball or soccer the most.
"hey annica how you been lately?"
"pretty good and you?"
annica by ;)molita bishh December 7, 2017

African Hangover 

The state in which one finds themselves the next morning after a night of heavy drinking where the only food one can consume without vomitting is rice and water
Jess had the biggest african hangover in cuba.
African Hangover by 313vagina February 22, 2009

African-American Heart Monitor 

A Heart Monitor made by Peter Griffin when he was taking over his Father in Laws Company after his Father in law had a Heart attack. It has two settings Barry white and Bill Cosby.
African-American Heart Monitor : Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah....Aww he dead....