Apology Snail 

The "Snail" emoticon found on iPhones. Used as a form of apology during text conversations, in place of the words "I'm sorry."

"I made my girlfriend mad when we were texting last night. So I sent her an apology snail, and it's all smoothed over now."

Apology Snail by The Rad Hatter July 18, 2016

Fifa Apology 

When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.

If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.

Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology

Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then

Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.

Fifa Apology by The Sexual Experience January 20, 2011

Papal apology 

1. A backhanded apology, where the offending party claims regret- not for their error or discourtesy- but rather for the ill feelings or reaction for those offended. 2. What may at first appear as an apology, but after closer examination, is really a condescending or placating way to avoid personal responsibility.

HISTORY: Pope Benedict XVI deeply offended Muslims when he quoted the Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus during his Regensburg talk. After an international uproar, Pope Benedict XVI attempted to apologize and clarify what he meant- along with the good intentions behind his speech- unfortunately; Pope Benedict XVI's "apology" was a bit backward.

Person 1: “I’m sorry you feel I was rude to your sister.”
Person 2: “Don’t give me a papal apology, you prick.”

Papal apology by True Tru November 8, 2008

German Apology 

When a person of German heritage makes an egregious and obvious mistake and is unwilling or incapable of offering a sincere apology, but rather tries to mask an apology through carefully chosen words.

Ex 1. German Apology to Wife: " I am sorry if you misunderstood or didnt hear me when I told you that I was going to the Jets game on Sunday"

Ex 2. When an Irish wife falls in a hole walking home from a party after asking the German husband to call for a cab to take them home. German Apology: "I'm sorry that you felt it necessary to drink so much and stay at the party so late that you tripped and stumbled into that hole and hurt your ankle"

German Apology by Budman7 December 30, 2011

analogy 

analogy n.

1.an inference that if things agree in some respects they probably agree in others.

2.drawing a comparison in order to show a similarity in some respect.

3.the religious belief that between creature and creator no similarity can be found so great but that the dissimilarity is always greater.

4. short form for anal orgy

1.if CO2 has 1 carbon molecule and 2 oxygen molecules and so does FeCO2 then theres an analogy between them.

2."the operation of a computer presents and interesting analogy to the working of the brain"; "the models show by analogy how matter is built up."

3."language can point in the right direction but any analogy between God and humans will always be inadequate."

4."lets have an analogy."

analogy by Grisu May 4, 2006

Apology Muffin 

See pity fuck.

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.

Apology Muffin by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014

apology mayonaise 

When you return a meal at a restaurant for having something on it you didn't want. But instead of making you a new meal item, they remove the item and try to cover it up with mayonaise

Instead of getting a new hamburger they just gave them apology mayonaise

apology mayonaise by X3n7 April 17, 2015