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Animalism

"Hey Alfred if animals eat other animals is that called animalism, like cannibalism?"
by bimboprinxess September 14, 2022
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animalmothermax1

animalmothermax1 is a fucking nigger
by thirdbase8 8 December 7, 2022
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Animaljamitron

An animal most closely resembling a badger with a blue fur coat. The Animaljamitron cannot focus it's eyes and has very limited, dull vision. It is very aggressive towards humans and other larger or predatory species.
Reu: "Did you hear that Animaljamitron??"

Ray W. Cist: "Haha it looks just like you!"
by OJBURR February 22, 2024
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Animaljam

A furry game which Apellix and Hyenine1 still play, it is loved and obsessed by these two mfs
I love Animaljam because of Apellix.
by Apellixx June 1, 2024
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AnimalJam Classic

A furry game which Apellix the mf likes to play.
Hey Apellix, Do you like to play Animaljam Classic, furfag??!
by Apellixx June 1, 2024
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service animal™️

A pet whose owner claims is a service animal (ie. required because of the owner's disability and trained to perform accessibility functions), when in fact the owner is not disabled and is exploiting the leniency of local accessibility laws* to get their pet into no-pet spaces.

Usually owned by irresponsible Karens, Service Animals™️ are the bane of retail workers, other customers, and the disabled community, especially owners of actual service animals. More persistent and manipulative Karens will threaten to sue for discrimination if they are called out for the Service Animal™️'s damages, in a gambit to absolve themselves of any responsibilty for their crimes.

* As an example of this: In California, retail workers are not allowed to ask for evidence (such as legal documents) that the animal accompanying the customer is indeed a service animal; this is considered discrimination. The most that workers are allowed to do is ask the following two questions: "Is the animal required because of a disability?" and "Whatt function has the animal been trained to perform?"
Cashier: Excuse me, pets are not allowed in the store.
Karen: This is my service animal. It says so on the sign back there, "service animals excepted".
Cashier: What function is the service animal trained to perform?
Karen: She's uh, my seeing-eye animal.
Cashier: Even though you can see well enough to read that 14-point text back there, okay.

(a while later...)

Cashier: Excuse me, you and your service animal™️ are gonna have to leave, she's barking at customers and shitting on the floor.
Karen: How dare you!! That's discrimination! I want to speak to the manager!
by Raymoo May 12, 2020
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