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angelina jolie 

only da hottest actress ever. currently datin brad pitt, i gotta admit jennifer anniston is hott, but no1 can beat angelina jolie.
angelina jolie by -0-0 June 13, 2005

Angelina Jolie 

Latest casualties to the jolie: Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie by Dr Doom July 1, 2005

Angelina Jolie 

The most beautiful, most amazing, most strongest woman in the world! It’s 2021 and she’s still the hottest actress in Hollywood! Her movies are outstanding! Her humanitarian work is just insanely amazing! She is very underrated and people need to see her as the sweet woman she is and pay attention to the good things she’s doing for this world and not hate her for something that was over a decade ago and wasn’t even her fault! She is a true goddess!
Guy: Hey have you heard about that woman who has adopted 3 children from different countries and helps refugees? She sounds pretty cool

Girl: I’m yeah that’s The Angelina Jolie!
Guy: wait really? Dude I like her so much more now!
Angelina Jolie by Angiefan January 29, 2021

angelina jolie 

The exotically beautiful daughter of a washed up Hollywood actor who made a career of being so damn hot and doing weird sh!t like making out with her brother, marrying a moron named Billy Bob, and adopting ethnic children from several poor countries.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt seperating after -- months of marriage (future E! News Online headline)
angelina jolie by jamesdeco January 6, 2006

angelina jolie 

A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).

Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).

Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
So Angelina Jolie does charity work in Africa? BFD! Princess Diana did that 20 years ago!
angelina jolie by Donna D. July 29, 2006

Angelina Jolie 

A bad or old-looking person or a person who sleeps with a married person
Angelina Jolie is an overrated actress who was famous for sleeping with Brad Pitt when he was married to Jennifer Aniston
So your husband has an Angelina Jolie
Drugs destroy look at her/he looks like Angelina Jolie
Angelina Jolie by rio2002 November 22, 2021