Skip to main content

horizontally accessible

Shes not easy, shes horizontally accessible.
by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011
mugGet the horizontally accessible mug.

Tool box with matching power douche accessories

A tool box with matching power douche accessories is the most egregious form of tool. If a tool is a common douche-bag, and a tool box is where tons of tools go, then a tool box with matching power douche accessories is the apex predator of douches.

This person would be the megalodon of douche, the Elvis of douchebaggery, or the Mount Everest of douche. In the SCUBA diving world this person would be the Andrea Doria of douche. In rock climbing, this person would be the 5.15a of douche. In cycling, this person would be the Tour De Douche, except that he would have both testicles. In Kalifornia, this person would be the Nancy Pelosi of douche. In the hand gun world, this person would be the Desert Eagle of douche...a douche that is completely unlike other douches to an almost comical, unnecessary degree.

HISTORY OF THE PHRASE:

Cliffy, a Sergeant in my unit in 3rd Infantry Division, referred to our commander (he who shall not be named) as a tool box with matching power douche accessories one time. We all instantly recognized the gravity of the phrase. Like the Tarrasque in Dungeons and Dragons, there can typically only be one tool box with matching power douche accessories in the world at any given point. According to legend, the tool box with matching power douche accessories may take on an apprentice tool box, and upon his death the apprentice will then gain the douche prowess of the then deceased tool box with matching power douche accessories.
"Man, our boss is the worse example of douchebaggery that I have ever witnessed in all my years in the military. He is a tool box with matching power douche accessories."

-Cliffy
by CPT Ron April 30, 2013
mugGet the Tool box with matching power douche accessories mug.
Related Words
Ancess ancesstor access Anessa ancestor Aness Aacessimp accessory ancest anesse

random access memories

Daft Punk's fourth studio album. An epic homage to the disco and electronic scene of the late 70s and 80s. The album contains a host of collaborators including Julian Casablancas and Pharell Williams. Sadly, people only like to pay attention to Get Lucky, while there are a dozen other great tracks.
Contact, Lose Yourself to Dance, Touch, and Instant Crush are amazing songs off of Random Access Memories.
by Diorio January 16, 2014
mugGet the random access memories mug.

all ball access pass

when a woman is so smoking that she gets instant access to the precious balls -and anything else she wants--without having to say a word or do anything else.
Dora is so hot, I gave her an all ball access pass as soon as I laid eyes on her.
by walterc February 10, 2015
mugGet the all ball access pass mug.
When you just become so incredibly bored that you search for the text with a gif on the right side of a definition.
If you ever feel useless, just remember that URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request is a definition.
by stereotypicallama April 3, 2023
mugGet the URBAN DICTIONARY IS WRITTEN BY YOU Define a Word TWITTER FACEBOOK HELP SUBSCRIBE © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® ads help privacy terms of service dmca accessibility statement report a bug information collection notice data subject access request mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email