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Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis 

When a pimp seriously injures or kills his ho, thus losing money by not being able to pimp her out.
detective 1: I'm out here on Highland Road again, looking at another dead prostitute. What a waste.

detective 2: I know. That bitch could be making money sucking and fucking. At least a couple grand on Friday night, alone. It's a damn shame.

detective 1: I believe they call it Hazletonian cost-benefit analysis. It's a form of nigger logic.

ZWOT Analysis 

Ziggy's Wall Of Text Analysis.

Involves creating a wall of text so vast you simply must have covered everything regardless of what you've written.

Ziggy himself, from the website OzHadou, is renowned for creating such walls of text often.
Rod's paper was so text heavy that he thought it was an essay; turns out it was a ZWOT Analysis.

Static Analysis 

Static analysis is a method of debugging software without executing the program. It is often executed using automated tools.
Did you complete dynamic analysis on the software after the static analysis?
Static Analysis by Firze December 9, 2012

stakeholders analysis 

A process of finding the people who are important and have to say yes to make it work, as well as finding the people who are annoying and will say no to stop it from happening.
Gary: At our next Stakeholders Analysis we have to add Linda as a stakeholder because she is the Director and she gets the final say.
Dave: Ok, we also have to add Rob because he's just going to whine and complain and ruin everything if we don't involve him.

Ajs Analysis podcast 

Ajs Analysis is a podcast about music if ya like music ya like his podcast
Guy: Man I wish I knew how my fav song was made other guy: ask Ajs analysis podcast to review and tell ya

alcoholic analysis 

1. A proof technique whereupon the result is arrived upon with the help of copious amounts of alcohol.

2. Deep discussions only made possible with a high BAC.
The only way we could finish our algorithms homework without killing ourselves was through alcoholic analysis.
alcoholic analysis by a. wang October 5, 2010