Albert

A guy that is easy to get along with they re normally comfortable with themselves and dont care what people say about them

Mike; How do i be like you
Albert: Learn how to not give a shit about hoes and bitches

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by YourLocalAsian September 3, 2022

Albert Hammond Jr.

Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures

Albert Hammond Jr. owns.

by Rhodesie June 29, 2006

advertise shirts

dumb shirts that come from holister, abercrombie, and aeropostale that people pay $200 and all they do is say the name of the company mostly bought by anorexic teens who where them to "fit in" with other preps even though they dont at all your just a follower

Justin: Hey lets go in Aeropostale!

Sean: All that place sells are advertise shirts.

Austin: Plus they all look gay

Justin: But i wanna be preppy.....

by GreenFloor December 15, 2010

Kaeya Alberich

Kaeya Albrich is a playable character from the wonderful game Genshin Impact. Along with many other characters he is hot as fuck. He also manipulates ice but whatever. His thighs are also thick af. You can also see the outline of his pp when you look at him from the front and he for some reason clenches his butt. Anywayyyy play Genshin impact on IOS PS4 and PC.

Simp 1 “Dude have you seen Kaeya Aberich’s thighs”
Simp 2 “Ya man Kaeya Alberich is definitely packing”

by Casualsimp February 15, 2021

albert fish

From the 1910s to 1930s,a serial killer,child molester and cannibal.He has two confirmed dead victim and a boy he stabbed in a park in 1910.He murdered,molested and ate 10 year old Grace Budd and 4 year old Billy Gaffney.He is also known as the Gray Man,Werewolf of Wysteria,the Brooklyn Vampire and the Boogeyman. Werewolf of Wysteria comes from Grace Budd's murder where he killed and ate her at the old Wysteria house. The Brooklyn Vampire comes from Gaffney's murder when Fish drank his blood.He is the most deranged killer in history.Ed Gein's crimes are manslaughter compared to Fish's horrific acts.He also has 2 other victims from Hong Kong.

Another definition is a sick molesting killer fuck who likes children for sex and eating them.

Def 1: Albert Fish is the most disturbing recorded killer ever.

Def 2: Mark is a total Albert Fish

by YAJer December 22, 2009

Alberta

The Texas of the North

Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta.

by Echelon September 9, 2005