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Altoids Blowjob

When someone has both your cock and Callard & Bowser in their mouth at the same time. This creates a heightened sensation during the act of oral copulation. This only works with the mints, not the Altoids Sours.
That Altoids blowjob was curiously strong.
by creedmoor August 25, 2006
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Altoids

"The curiously strong mint" manufactured in Great Britain (according to their festive containers). More flavors have come out recently. It is known in some circles that offering an Altoid to a member of the other sex is a discreet way of saying "Let's have oral sex!"
Susie:Wow, Tommy just gave me an altoid!
Gennady: Well, you know what that means...
by Not so super DJ Gennady January 5, 2003
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Altoids

Altoids are a series of candy and mints manufactured by Callard & Bowser (a UK company). The mints were originally sold in small rectangular tins with the tagline: 'Curiously Strong Mints.'After the mints became very popular, Altoids has now created a range of sour gum and sour mints. Altoids also has another drawing power: the packaging. Each packet of Altoids comes in a small tin or round tin all of which are designed in clever and pleasing ways.
Also offering someone an Altoid, in some social circles is in fact an offer for them to partake in an act of oral sex!
Woa! Dude check out that snazzy pack of altoids!
by Tom Li September 25, 2005
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altidored

a verb used in soccer when someone shanks the ball over the goal from very close range. In reference to Jozy Altidore's many infamous misses from point-blank range while playing for the U.S. National Team.
Dear Lord, he's altidored it! What a botch!
by copelandfc August 4, 2011
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Altoids

The candy you buy to use the case to stash your dimesacks and pills
by krizzy February 21, 2003
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Altoided

Getting your dick sucked with a mint in the mouth of the sucker.
"After I made her come, she clkimbed off and Altoided me through the roof"
by Jeffrey March 25, 2004
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Altoids Disease

Altoids Disease is the cause of sudden lapses in higher brain function causing moments of mild to severe, both physically and mentally, retarded actions. This disease was first noted in 2002 during a mild bout of hypochondria, when it was suggested that the only thing wrong was the person was they were suffering from extreme stupidity,, thus Altoids disease was born.
When you do something very dumb for no apparent reason you are suffering the effects of Altoids Disease. This can be something as simple as tripping over your own feet,, to doing anything cause it seemed to be a good idea at the time.
by Mr. Stinky Pants July 11, 2009
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