high-altitude highlights

When you go from a place relatively close to sea level to a place of higher altitude, your:

1. Hair will get a lighter shade (pubic included).

2. Have a few key moments that stand out as particularly AWESOME. (aka rad, bodacious, cat's meow, or ColoRADo)

"I came home from Colorado and my hair is way lighter, my skin is more tan, I can run a 4 minute mile, and drink 15 beers an hour!"

"Hiking out to (X) spot to hit those freshie stashes, eating ice cream, and getting high-altitude drunk and blacking out that night were my high-altitude highlights!"

by Lets Winter March 30, 2013

Maximum Altitude

Term for when somebody has reached the physical or mental peak of being high, namely on marijuana. Reaching Maximum-Altitude means that a person cannot/will not smoke anymore because they believe they can't possibly get any higher.

"Dude we've smoked 7 bowls, wanna go for an eighth?"
"No way. I'm at Maximum Altitude, I can barely move."

by The Guru of Ganja November 1, 2013

gaining altitude

When one is already high, and continues to hit blunts causing them to get "higher".

Dude, Tom has been gaining altitude for the past couple hours.

by Doodlemeister October 24, 2015

cruising altitude

A state of X (adult life for example) where no serious effort is urgent, or even needed anymore.

College kids talk about how they want a degree so they can shake things up and change the world, but like most people, deep down they just work towards a life at cruising altitude, and then that idealism fades just like yours or mine.

Once I've paid off my loans and can live life at a cruising altitude, I will at least consider having a child

by how-young-people-talk March 14, 2020

Penis Altitude

That tingling feeling you get in your dick when you go on a roller coaster, drop tower, or driving fast on slight slopes

2 guys on roller coaster

“Guy 1: Oh shit I got penis altitude”
“Guy 2: Same bro!”

by Denzel Curry July 23, 2022