Oh! Theres Alden!
by Gelatenousfelines888 March 17, 2019
Get the Alden mug.The much maligned practice of printing eleventy billion pages in a busy computer lab and then leaving them unattended on a laser printer's paper tray for long periods of time. Absentee printers often confuse and annoy their fellow computer lab patrons as their excessive printing quickly buries the print jobs of other lab patrons.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
This practice often forces harried college students to waste precious time sifting through dozens of pages of random senior theses, flyers, newsletters, and other miscellaneous crap in order to find their term papers, tragically thwarting last minute attempts to finish and print homework 5 minutes before class starts.
Chronic absentee printers often sit blissfully at their computers browsing Facebook for extremely long periods of time before retrieving their documents.
Absentee printing is endemic to college computer labs the world over.
Bob stormed in late to his philosopy class because his essay got caught up in the fray of absentee printing.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
Jane stood hovering over the printer for five minutes as he waited for the 100 page print job of an anonymous absentee printer to hopelessly spew out of the printer.
by iNetter December 1, 2009
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When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school
Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass
by dachyr May 2, 2010
Get the Strategic Absence mug.A cute name/nickname given to a girl who is quite a troublemaker but it's almost impossible to stay angry or annoyed with them for long due to them being so incredibly cute.
Girl: (on Chat) I just gave you 400 notifications on your Facebook account! Ha :D
Boy: Thats annoying but real cute :P
Girl: Yeah. I'm such an Aliena :)
Boy: Thats annoying but real cute :P
Girl: Yeah. I'm such an Aliena :)
by NO2 BORSE September 26, 2010
Get the Aliena mug.My girlfriend is an Alena type of gf.
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Get the Alena mug.Aleenah is a beautiful and loving girl. She's independent, but loves attention. She's a little shy when u first meet her but that's only because she's ananlyzing you and reading your body language. She's very emotionally in touch, but never shares the chaos that goes on in her mind. Her thought process is like a puzzle. Once she loves you she always will be there even if you do her wrong. She sometimes lies but only about feelings and thoughts to keep others from feeling down sometimes. Aleenah is a very sweet, and charming girl too! If she wants something she will stop at Noth ng to get it. She has a very unique but good music taste and has a good clothing style when she actually trys!!!
Aleenah is amazing<3
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