Aliza

failed 4th and 5th grade, for starters. When asked to name 3 continents, thinks for 3 minutes, then replies with “Texas…”

Has an ongoing joke to headpat her friends and her friends do it back. One day.. she decides to attack?? Attacked. Over a headpat.

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Person 1: hi my name is aliza

Person 2: …ew you’re almost as bad as Jahari

by Erika&Zamira&Red March 3, 2023

Aliza Vasquez

Meet Aliza, a super pretty girl who wears glasses. Even though she can't see too well, she's always smiling. Aliza is a big fan of Harry Styles and has the coolest clothes. She's really funny, and when she laughs, everyone laughs with her. Every day is like a big, happy playtime with Aliza and her friends. They have lots of giggles and fun moments. Aliza makes the world feel warm and happy, and her friends love being around her, creating a world full of joy and friendship. Beneath her striking exterior lies a complexity of emotions, as Aliza grapples with anger issues. Aliza's friends support her through her moments of anger, understanding that love and laughter can heal. A nymphomaniac by nature, Aliza's friends provide a supportive environment that accepts her for who she is.

Girl: Who's that?
Girl: Oh she's Aliza Vasquez, my friend with a bubbly laughter, she always finds a way to mend friendships after a bout of anger, proving that love conquers all.

by Bob Bobette November 20, 2023

aliza

the most genuine girl you’ll ever meet. she may seem quiet sometimes but she definitely has a wild side. she is a bilingual baddie and super strong-she can bench more than the boys. she is so kind to everyone and goes out of her way to make people feel loved and appreciated. if you ever go hiking or backpacking with her, she walks so fast she will be at least a mile ahead of the group. she is beautiful inside and out, and her laughs are contagious. she has the prettiest brown eyes you’ve ever seen. she won’t admit it, but she’s a great dancer. while she is very short, watch out, she has a black belt in taekwondo and will take you out if you mess with her or the kids she babysits. she is such a good friend and not someone to be taken for granted.

i saw aliza at the gym the other day, she’s so strong she could probably lift a house!
did you see aliza at the party the other night? she was one of the best dancers there!

aliza has one of the best book rom com book collections i have ever seen!

by eoskim23 November 22, 2021

ALIZA

when you become financially crippled from having to replace to the back window from continuously having it shot out your truck.

damn aliza my windows gone again wheres the cardboard?

by gdbyelol May 5, 2021

Aliza

Best person you could ever meet. Best singer. Best dancer. Best actress. When you see this person you’re like “damn I really wanna hug and make out with them and be besties with them”. Having an Aliza in your life makes living worth it. She is the funniest, coolest, littiest person you’ll ever know.

Find an Aliza to make your life liveable 😊😌🤟

by Phattest arse July 12, 2022

aliza

the hottest girl you’ll ever meet she can’t be replaced and you’ll never find anyone like her. make eye contact with her and you’re 100% guaranteed to fall inlove. remember there’s only 1 of her to ever come into your life so don’t ruin it because she rarely ever gives second chances.

boy 1- she’s just so perfect

boy 2- good luck, that girls an ALIZA

by xoxolanseee56 June 13, 2022

Alizae’s dick

Alizae’s dick is the best dick you can suck on , it’s so big, long and juicy , makes you bust just by looking at it from the pants , best experience ever , can’t get bored of her dick , plus she’s cool and has the best music and style

ME: have you seen Alizae’s dick

Gurl : no
Me: she has the best dick in the whole world better than the other guys

by bestoutofallofthem August 14, 2022