Alaskan Freezie

when you take a nice firm shit, then freeze it for 24 hours. after 24 hours the shit is pulled out, mildly thawed, and then brought into bed. this is usually used in the case of lesbians, but can work if you're a motivated gay as shit couple of guys. to spice things up eat corn before the shit.

1. Sindy: Roxanne get your big beautiful black ass over here.

Roxanne: Do I smell what I think I smell?!

Sindy: Fuck yes you beautiful bitch you're about to get an adult dose of alaskan freezie

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Tim: Yeah, my gay as shit boyfriend Dave alaskan freezied my tight asshole last night.

by yourlocalbaconconsumer April 10, 2017

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Alisa the God

Basically, Alisa is God.

She invented hot itself.

So you better show some respect.

yo bro! is that Alisa the God?
I think it is ! no one is as Godly as her.
*praises Alisa the God*

by the chosen on3 March 22, 2021

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Alisia

Beautiful, smart, pretty, and love to act like a goofball. Loyal to her friends

Alisia is awesome

by Don'tcare1233 November 30, 2015

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Alissa

Alissa's are quiet... but when she does talk, she's very fun to talk to. Alissa's are extremely loyal and never ditch their friends. But, they get jealous easily. Alissa's are probably the best friends you can have.

Person 1: Who's your best friend?

Person 2: Her name is Alissa... duh

by iOSswagking#1yolo October 2, 2016

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Alaskan Spear-Chucker

A form of sexual intercourse in which the female bends over at one end of a room, and the male charges fully erect from the other, holding onto his penis until just before impact, at which point he releases control and prays for the best. If missed, the male goes around for another attempt.

Person 1: Jimbob and Sarabob tried the Alaskan Spear-Chucker last night.
Person 2: Ouch, how many tries?
Person 1: It took 25 tries to get it in.

by Uthorr February 11, 2013

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