Achilles

My name

Hey Achilles is that your name

Ya

by 6969420420 November 12, 2019

achieve3000

A stupid website that makes you do to much work for a bad grade

Jeff: Oh shoot I missed 2 questions on achieve3000
Unique: That's good
Jeff: I got a 75
Jeff: And I spent 2 hours

by Exer2536 May 15, 2019

Achilles

Achilles was the best of Greeks and lover of Patroclus. Patroclus was NOT Achilles' cousin. This came about because the director and screenwriters of the movie Troy thought it was too gay to have their macho hero so torn up about the death of his best guy friend that he went on a killing spree. he myth that his mother, the goddess Thetis dipped him in the River Styx came along AFTER the Iliad. Achilles was trained by the centaur Chrion, who also trained heroes like Hercules. He probably met Patroclus sometime during his training and they fell in love like dorks do. However, when they got to Troy they probably had a ton of threesomes, especially with Briseis. The fun ended when Agamenmon took Briseis away because he was a dick. So Achilles refused to fight and sulked in his tent until Patroclus decided that he'd go into battle dressed as Achilles to lift moral. Patroclus was a total badass, and even killed Sarpedon, the son of Zeus before Hector killed him. When Achilles found out his lover had died he refused to eat, drink, or leave the corpse's side until his mother convinced him to take his rage out on everyone. He killed everyone on his way to Hector, including a fucking river god. When he finally killed Hector, he dragged his corpse around the walls of Troy. Now, in the Iliad, he eventually gives the body back to the Trojans and that's the end. His death MAY have been caused by an arrow to the heel, but it's also very likely that it was something else.

Person A: Hey, did you know Achilles was in love with his cousin?

Person B: Actually, Patroclus wasn't his cousin! That was just some bullshit the movie Troy would have you believe because it couldn't handle the gay!

by actualgrantaire August 22, 2015

achilles last stand

One of the greatest hard rock songs of all time, written and performed by Led Zeppelin. Crazy solos, intense riffs and 10 and a half minutes long. Comes close to Stairway to being the greatest hard rock song ever.

The Achilles Last Stand guitar tab gave me a headache.

by GUITARHERO June 11, 2006

Boner Achieved

Something you say when a girl does something sexy that gives you a boner. You usually say it in front of her face but at a volume she can't here you.

Girl: Tonight I'm going to get Tipsy, you should join me in my bed.

Boy: Boner Achieved. :)

Girl: What?

Boy: Uhhh nothing!

by sWaG WeAr April 26, 2010

belly aching and bitching

to bitch and whine excessively over something in an annoying way

my ex girlfriend does nothing but belly aching and bitching since we broke up

by bluebear December 14, 2020

Alch

A spanish slang stands for Alchile basicly meaning like a agreeing word but very informal dont use it with fluent spanish speakers

Person 1:wow those tacos looks so good damn i would smash
Person 2: Alch que si (that yeah) they look 10 outta 10

by Spanglish speaker 101 February 28, 2019