Albert Hammond Jr is one of the two guitarists of the Strokes, basically the best band on earth. he plays a fender stratocaster and dresses in a fine suit most of time, and when not in a suit, he is still dressed very nicely. he and the rest of the Strokes, Nikolai Fraiture, Nick Valensi, Fab Moretti, and Julian Casablancas, rule the world. Albert has a gigantic afro now and he is an amazing showman on stage. Always looks like he is high, too. He poses as it it most pictures
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Get the Albert Hammond Jr. mug.A male of hispanic decent. Is a funny relaxed guy that likes to get the attention of not one but many females. Though Alberto may seem like a player or tool he is a faithful fun loving character who will never cheat. He may sometimes come off as a douche bag but inside he is probably the most sensitive and loving guy you will meet. He says a lot of random stuff and only wants people to like him.
Guy 1: There he goes acting like a tool again..
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
Guy 2: Yeah, if only people knew who Alberto ACTUALLY is.
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From the 1910s to 1930s,a serial killer,child molester and cannibal.He has two confirmed dead victim and a boy he stabbed in a park in 1910.He murdered,molested and ate 10 year old Grace Budd and 4 year old Billy Gaffney.He is also known as the Gray Man,Werewolf of Wysteria,the Brooklyn Vampire and the Boogeyman. Werewolf of Wysteria comes from Grace Budd's murder where he killed and ate her at the old Wysteria house. The Brooklyn Vampire comes from Gaffney's murder when Fish drank his blood.He is the most deranged killer in history.Ed Gein's crimes are manslaughter compared to Fish's horrific acts.He also has 2 other victims from Hong Kong.
Another definition is a sick molesting killer fuck who likes children for sex and eating them.
Another definition is a sick molesting killer fuck who likes children for sex and eating them.
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It’s an American Native name.
As you all know, American Natives names are very romantically primitive and organic. Very often, they are chosen when something exceptional or beautiful happens in the same moment in which the sexual intercourse gets to the end, and it’s followed by a pregnancy.
It’s an American Native name.
As you all know, American Natives names are very romantically primitive and organic. Very often, they are chosen when something exceptional or beautiful happens in the same moment in which the sexual intercourse gets to the end, and it’s followed by a pregnancy.
For instance there is the story of this young kid asking the father about the meaning of their names, and the father said:
“When I made love to your mother, it was snowing, and at the end of the intercourse, a flake of snow got into the teepee, so we named your sister Snow Flake, do you understand now, Alfarto?
“When I made love to your mother, it was snowing, and at the end of the intercourse, a flake of snow got into the teepee, so we named your sister Snow Flake, do you understand now, Alfarto?
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