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Aladdin

A sexy naughty bitchy street rat who I want to make out with when Jasmine isn't around.
Lilo x Aladdin is so sexy. Someone should make a video, drawing and a fanfic and POST IT ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Sexy Street Mouse November 9, 2012
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Aladdin's Cave

To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.

The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.

At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.

The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
"What did you do last night?"
"Went to Aladdin's Cave bro!"
by aladdinscaver May 7, 2017
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Aladdin

The Arabian story about a terrorist who falls in love with a hot Arab Priness called Jasmine, finds a magic lamp with a genie inside it and has to save the kingdom from So Dam In Sane.
Aladdin works for George Bush.
by phantom5 February 13, 2005
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aladino

el aladino es un 'whorehouse' (burdel) en Caracas, también el mas conocido localmente.
Mira isabela zorra de puta, malparida,fea, te vi ayer en el aladino
by Maria Corina March 17, 2008
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Aladdin

The question every girl asks herself is why be sleeping beauty when you can be Aladdin, or any other dude she has no doubt that she wants to be.
The girl would pray every night for a genie in a bottle that would pay for her sex change and turn her into Aladdin.
by Solid Mantis January 2, 2021
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dirty aladdin

Sticking your dick in a camel's butt and then slapping someone across the face with that dirty poop dick.
Jasmine didn't have Jafar's dinner done on time, so he decided to give her a dirty Aladdin.
by Couldbemexican July 27, 2017
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Aladdin

someone who is dirty and a liar, they lie about their true selves just to get a girl/boy. They try to fit in with the crowd.
"Look at how he's acting! He's acting just like an Aladdin!"
by fai-ry November 10, 2017
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