Alaskan Pipeline

When engaged in sexual intercourse, the male partner takes time off to take a shit; meanwhile the woman waits. The man freezes the shit, or can be already prepared, and stuffs it up the woman's vagina - to take place of a dildo.

Girl: Last night, my boyfriend put frozen shit in my cooch.

Guy: Sweet, he gave the Alaskan Pipeline.

by ScatManJosh March 8, 2011

Alaskan Pipeline

A sexual act of passion where a partner takes a dump prior to the scheduled love making and freezes it for about a day. The frozen poo is then used as a dildo whenever you or your partner feel the need to spice things up.

My baby was getting so tired of the vibrator so I told her I'd give her something new to play with. She's been on the Alaskan Pipeline ever since.

by Lester Chunks May 26, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

1. When your feeling a bit dangerous, you take a shit, wrap it in saran wrap and put it in the freezer. When your log is rock solid you remove it from the freezer and then proceed to fuck your old lady in the ass with it.

2. A pipeline located in Alaska

This Alaskan Pipeline is like taking a shit in reverse!

by Turd Smoka November 2, 2008

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of taking a shit in a condom, freezing it, and using it as a dildo.

"yo did you give that girl an Alaskan pipeline?"
"yeah it was awesome! it only took 3-4 hours for it to freeze!"

by Daym637382837292 September 3, 2009

trans-alaskan pipeline

Two people/animals put each others assholes together as if their assholes are kissing, then one proceeds to shit from their asshole into the other asshole without breaking the pipeline and letting shit fall out onto the floor.

Leroy and Lafonda performed the trans-alaskan pipeline because Lafona was anorexic and never had to shit, so she wanted to borrow some of Leroy's.

by Se7en November 15, 2006

alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo

hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting

by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010

Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.

Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!

by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008