Alabaster Shoehorn

The clean nature of your foot or shoe before shoehorning another person.

"I had an alabaster shoehorn, but after I shoehorned Jamie's vag, I gotta wash my shoe"

by ODRagnar375 October 18, 2018

Alabastery

The dumb things white people (mostly the racist red-neck drunks) say and do thinking they can justify their stupidity by forming a union of other alabasters within their family.

"I wish Thanksgiving was in Flint, I get sick of holidays in Pasco County being ruined with alabastery and nonsense

by HatedByMany March 17, 2019

Alabasta

An island in ( One piece ) that luffy has traveled to

Luffy sailed towards the island of Alabasta

by DookieRex November 9, 2022

alabaster street

The sexual act of sticking ones toes in another's as

"Bend me over and give me an alabaster street big guy"

by Jim mcguffin November 22, 2022

Alabaster Refuse

n. - proper - The type of garbage you see all the time on daytime television.

"I'm so tired of flipping through all these channels of nothing but endless Alabaster Refuse...more garbage for the dustmen!"

by k80theshade October 31, 2023

Alabaster Boom Box

When a white girl has a big butt.

Yo did you see Kaylee?? that girl got a alabaster boom box!

by FlyingFishSandwich January 30, 2024

Alabaster Surprise

Where one partner inserts a lot of talcum powder into their anus without telling the other partner, offers to perform 69 then rips a dusty Alabaster Surprise up their nose

The other half and were indulging in some late night six and nine, when I was taken aback by a rather aggressive Alabaster Surprise

by NippleHerder January 31, 2026