Alabastery

The dumb things white people (mostly the racist red-neck drunks) say and do thinking they can justify their stupidity by forming a union of other alabasters within their family.

"I wish Thanksgiving was in Flint, I get sick of holidays in Pasco County being ruined with alabastery and nonsense

Alabastery by HatedByMany March 17, 2019

Alabaster Disaster 

When a group of white kids attempt to form a rap group and perform horrifically

"Yo did you get a glimpse of that alabaster disaster that played at the youth center this weekend"

Alabaster Disaster by cMoneygRip January 29, 2009

alabaster jackrabbit 

Any sexual act between yourself, a coworker, and 2 voice actors. Usually following a video production.

Jim: Wow Alan, i cant believe we got famous voice actors Trey and Noah to appear on our show. This might be our only opportunity to perform an alabaster jackrabbit.

Alan: Thats a great idea! Ive heard about that, and we have to do it!

Trey: Thats the reason i got into this business.

Noah: Ive always got time for an alabaster jackrabbit, but let me stretch first.

alabaster jackrabbit by inbeedee September 5, 2019

alabaster retard 

What one may call someone who is particularly white and stupid for instance the moon when asked for directions - originated from BBC 3 comedy The Mighty Boosh

Ok i took a chance, how was i supposed to know he was an Alabaster Retard

alabaster retard by Crispin Whattley September 7, 2005

alabaster retard 

A pale white person or object, with a mental handicap. first used to describe: "The Moon" from the famous radio/television series The Mighty Boosh. Therefor most apt when used as an adjective to describe satellites with gypsum like properties, but has rapidly found it's way into common usage in the English language.

Tony Harrison: " I took a chance, how was I to know he was an alabaster retard"

alabaster retard by KingoftheImpossible April 23, 2006

Alabaster Flying Squirrel 

when your younger sister is having a slumber party with all of her friends downstairs, and from the banister of the stairs you fire a load you’ve been saving since you heard of your sister’s Saturday night plans onto each of her friends from a height of approximately 8-12 feet.

Sarah had a slumber party last night and I gave each of her friends an Alabaster Flying Squirrel.

Alabaster Flying Squirrel by yellowjacket34 March 27, 2008

alabaster banana chamois 

1)autoerotic dry wipe 2)one of mommy's nightmares 3)an embarassing oversight 4)an encrusted fuck sock

Trevor's mom reeled in sickened horror as she groped beneath his bed and grasped a wet alabaster banana chamois

alabaster banana chamois by Jannasauras Rex January 8, 2005