akward salmon

When you speraticly slap the inner thighs of the person in front of you.

My buddy gave me an AKWARD SALMON in gormation.

by Theboss88 May 2, 2016

kc akward

A super akward crush situation between two akward and shy peeople. Theres no age gap but just a horribly awful akward experience. Prayers go to the unfortunate ones who have a crush like this

I hve a kc akward problem T.T

by Poor shy soul April 3, 2017

Akward Turtle

A hand gesture used during a situation where a conversation becomes akward.Made by placing one hand on top of the other and twirling the thumbs to make it look like a turtle missing it's front legs

Man 1:Dude I was talking to Amanda but I ended up doing the akward turtle
Man 2: that's just sad man

by JaKeEisthebestest April 22, 2009

Akward Cthulu

Noun-When something is so akward that a turtle will not be akward enough. You and all the witnesses to the akwardness merge your arms and wave them back and forth making an akward tentacle monster (Cthulu). akward turtle

"My five friends and I were so disturbed by the movie that they stood up in the theatre and made an akward cthulu.

by Chase Bond April 3, 2009

akuatsuswife

a really cool person who manages to make the bsd fandom 10x better 😈 also very pretty and does some great cosplays 🙏🙏

person 1: do you follow akuatsuswife on tiktok?
person 2: no whose that
person 1: someone really great who you need to go follow

by hannah874 March 21, 2021

akwuna

igbo (nigerian language) for 'harlot' or 'prostitute'.

O gbara akwuna (she is a prostitute).

by Onyeka October 17, 2008

Princess Akua Agyapong

A Hairy beautiful young Ghanaian Girl who is admired by many people around the Globe.

You looking as hairy and beautiful as Princess Akua Agyapong this morning

by Ghananews November 30, 2020