airpod energy

what you have when you think you’re cooler/better than everyone else. confidence is to big dick energy as cockiness is to airpod energy.

Chad has real airpod energy; he’s always trying to flex

by chadwearssperrys January 26, 2019

Airpod users

Idiots that thought wasting their money was a good idea.

"Airpod users are flexing all day!"

by Photonbeam September 17, 2019

AirPod shuffle

The process of rotating left and right AirPods between your ears and the battery case to keep a long phone call going.

I was on the phone for five hours! Had to do the AirPod shuffle.

by Pinson Close November 24, 2020

Airpod person

Exactly the same as earpod person.

A pod person or normie that has zero personal style or independent thought.
They're often seen wearing airpods and apple watches.
The marketeers dream, because they always buy the crap that marketeers promote.
Often copy "politically correct" opinions, but are not really into politics.

Colleague 1: do you know who Jason is?
Colleague 2: he's that new airpod person at sales department.
Colleague 1: ah they've hired yet another airpod person?
Colleague 2: yeah looks like the new management is more concerned with image than intelligence.

by Boomer the Lancaster bomber December 11, 2020

airpod shotty

imma catch a body

"airpod shotty, imma catch a body, looking real sussy, real sussy, real sussy

by sussybaka124 November 18, 2021

Airpod Shotty

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

Airpod shotty, I wanna catch a body, you looking real sussy (real sussy, real sussy, yeah) x2

Got an airpod shotty and it's pointed at your body, girl
Make a lover hate you, yeah I make a lover naughty girl (?)
I could blow your bag out, I could make you tab out
Drop a hundred racks out, we can pull the lamb out
Wanna take a ride with me we speed around LA yeah,
Shorty came with me to my crib and now we laid up,
Imma have her doing things that she never do, no,
Hoppin' out the suicides with the Jimmy Choo's on.

CHORUS x4

Got pod shotty, she a hottie, filling me with purpose, (?)

She took a shot now I can't breathe an inch oh it's among us
, (?)
So just because she is red doesn't mean that she is sus, tho
,
She won't take my life, why all my crewmates they know
,

Cock it and load it I'll be by the bay
Won't be so lonely, just please don't be late
And next thing you know, I'll be shot up into space
I know this feeling, it won't float away

Airpod shotty, Imma catch a body, you lookin' real sussy

by xXLeoBoi December 28, 2021

Airpod shotty

imma catch a body
lookin really sussy

just murdered a family of 4 with an Airpod shotty

you kidding? not even an airpod shotty pro? poor loser
*points and laughs and airpod shottiliter*

by SargeantMegaChad September 25, 2022