ahmed

he is a god and he would steal ur girl if he really wanted to

hide ur girl its ahmed

by Swagpimp111 June 6, 2018

Ahmed

This primitive lifeform Ahmed has recently been discovered living in Southern England. This lifeform Ahmed is a direct descendent of rock dwelling creatures e.g.the devious lying snake. This lifeform Ahmed is known to prey on women, especially those of virginal status. Women should bewary of contact with the lifeform Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Whats that in the rocks?
Girl 2 - I think its a Ahmed.

Girl 1 - Really?!! Quick run then!! We're both virgins!!

by King Biyatch Ass September 1, 2013

ahmed

It's the name of peace ,it's also one of the name of Prophet Muhammad .. , Common Muslim name for males, it means in arabic ( the one who thanks god ) .. and it's a name of one of bahrain finest video gamer .. AHMED AL-NASHEET ..

Hey who's that man playin' winning eleven ? .. damn he is good .. !! ..

he's Ahmed , he's the best gamer ever ..

by reem al bahar April 12, 2008

Ahmed

A somali pirate

Ahmed is a somali pirate that robs money from innocent ships that sail near Somalia

by Perryt78 July 14, 2020

Ahmed

Ahmed is a super hot and sexy guy loves pussy and booty.

Ahmed is a super hot and sexy guy loves pussy and booty

by Geek 2.0 February 24, 2020

Ahmed

Intelligent

Ahmed is so "Intelligent"

by DinoSlays April 22, 2018

ahmed

ahmed is a genuine nice guy overall. All the ladies love ahmed.
HOWEVER, his one major problem is that he KEEPS FARTING AND HE CANT CONTROL HIS DIARREAH

DONT BE AN AHMED, JUST GO TO THE TOILET!

by warrors_LA December 14, 2019