Aggressive Stalking

Online terms - Periodically sending an ellipsis while in a chat room for the purpose to let others know of your presence without having to say anything. The equivalent to walking up to a group conversing with each other and just standing with them silently.

Bob: "If you put peanut butter on both sides of the sandwich, the jelly will ooze out!"

Jeff: "How much jelly do you put in your sandwiches? It wouldn't ooze out if I only put a little."

Michael: "..."
Bob: "You need to balance the peanut butter and jelly ratio."
Michael: "..."
Jeff: "Michael, what are you doing?"

Bob: "He's Aggressive Stalking* us."

Michael: "..."

*(UD wouldn't let me put "Aggressively Stalking") :/

by Bakurra December 6, 2014

aggressively average

a phrase, coined by Zach, to describe inadequate aspects of himself in a more flattering vernacular

Zach: "My dick is aggressively average."

by boredandhorny December 29, 2016

Aggressively Heterosexual

When someone is so heterosexual that it seems to have its own aura. You know that they’re heterosexual simply by looking at them and it is so invasive and aggressive you can’t ignore it.

e.g Frat boys, dudes who wear sports jerseys and shorts in blizzards, Kyles etc.

David: Look at that guy over there.
Jamie: Damn he’s so aggressively heterosexual. He just oozes “bro”.

by Bitch Chigga March 25, 2020

Snap-ive aggressive

Using Snapchat as a passive-aggressive outlet to express hostility towards others. Perfect for when you don't care to start an actual fight or when you don't have a chance to start a fight (or confrontation), but still want to get your point across to the creeps who watch your story as regularly as they breath in O2. Usually directed to just one or two dip-shits.

"Bertha, yeah he's rude and creepy af, but not worth going to jail for. Just post something Snap-ive aggressive. He'll obviously be one of the first ones to see it."

"Even though Roger watches Bertha's Snapchat story like a junkie loves heroin, he ignores her in every other possible way. While not worth confronting in person but still feeling hella fiesty, Bertha posted a Snap-ive aggressive message expressing how she will customize creeps off of her story who actively do this."

"Did you see Bertha's story? Someone must have pissed her off it was very Snap-ive aggressive."

by kashbagosh May 7, 2017

Depressive Aggressive

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.

Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."

by Carlnewburg August 11, 2016

Passive aggressive

Avoiding confrontation with very snide indirect comments.

H: Oh so you want some of HER jelly!?
D: You are so passive aggressive...

by D34THD34L3R November 15, 2017

aggressive aggressive

defines a person who does not know how to be passive, full on assertiveness and aggressiveness at all times, will not back down, does not care to complain about how shitty of a job you are doing, and does not care if you care that he cares.

Man, sometimes I feel Mike is just too aggressive aggressive, he spends his whole morning practicing krav maga and then he heads to work where he spends the whole afternoon yelling at his underlings, and even when he's out on the town having a good time he can't seem to refrain from telling people how much they suck and how much of a pussy they are.

by CAndrew August 10, 2009