afghanistaned 

When someone / something gets one over you.

1) TONY: I worked so hard this Summer to pass my dental exams. I know Suzy has been partying the whole summer, hasn't attended a single lecture and finished the exam 15 minutes before I did. Yet she still got higher marks than me..
ME: Yeah mate she afghanisted you.

2) DRU: Kelly you just missed the turning for McDonalds!
KELLY: Sorry! The turning just came out of nowhere!
DRU: The road just afghanistaned u.

3) DRU: You came with that girl and now she's dancing with another guy. Look!
PETE: I just got afghanistaned :(

afghanistaned by DRU June 9, 2013

Afghanistan Bulldozer 

A sexual act in which the female has her arms and legs ties together with her ass raised up and facing the head board. The male (standing atop the head board) leaps off and dives both fists directly into the female's anus. While still inside, the male rolls onto his back. The female then deep throats him while screaming to the heavens the third book of the Qur'an.

Jake: Dude, I think I'm in love with her.
Bill: Give her an Afghanistan Bulldozer that's what I did with Cindy!

Afghanistan Bulldozer by WarmPeas May 17, 2015

Afghanistan

A country like no other. It has many wildly diverse ethic groups often separated by the enormous mountains and a fascinating culture. Afghans are true warriors and has fought off the strongest empires throughout history from the Mongols to the British to the Soviets. Despite hardly ever loosing to a foreign power, Afghanistan hasn't exactly won either and the nation seems to always find its self in conflict with things such as religion, ideology, tribal ethnic tentions and outside influences. Afghanistan is a geographically beautiful nation with mountains and medows galore, but like the ocean it is beautiful but very dangerous.

Afghanistan would be a great place to visit but one most be extremely careful if they ever go.

Afghanistan by the funny one May 12, 2018

AFGHANISTAN

A SORT OF CONFUSING COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY RELATE TO THE MIDDLE EASTERN CULTURE AND CENTRAL ASIAN CULTURE. BEAUTIFUL NATURE IN THE COUNTRY LIKE SNOW Capped mountains, deserts and small cities. the people are beautiful but thew only thing wrecking this country is poverty and war. the country used to be part of Persia. Afghanistan is pretty much Iran but under a different name and same language. THEY ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF IRAN

friend: where are you from?
me: im from afghanistan
friend: oh isnt that a middle eastern country or something?
me: kind of. .it depends on the province your from
Friend:( confused and walks away) okay nice!

AFGHANISTAN by Muskaan Akhgar May 9, 2019

afghanistan

A country that supposedly went democratic for a while back, but is currently slipping back to a similar regime that was in place before America bombed the fuck out of it. Can anyone guess why?

afghanistan by Brewdles February 25, 2007

Afghanistan

A place where the only things there are deserts and terriost. We can’t go back because sleepy joe had to make is leave even tho we were kicking there ass

I have never been to Afghanistan

Afghanistan by I hate terriost September 13, 2021

afghanistan handstand 

good fun licking a social construct ending where no man dare goes until after marriage

“can we try oral tonight please?”

“only if you do the afghanistan handstand”

afghanistan handstand by the alpaca shaggas June 29, 2022