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Adultery

The modern definition of Adultery sex with someone other than your spouse where you lie to and say you didn't have sex with them.
But if you do have sex with someone else and let your spouse know about it or what people call swinging ,it's not adultery.
He fucked her but it's not adultery because his wife knows about it.
by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011
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adultery tax

The price of cheating on a spouse, usually encompassing costs like alimony, child support, utilities, housing, cell phones, food, and vehicles.

The tax is often paid to both the spouse & the piece of ass on the side, and is necessary to avoid a public scene of marital discontent involving wrecked cars, burned wardrobes, trashed houses, midnight shouting matches in the front yard, etc.
SteveBro: "Dude, paying this adultery tax is killing my paycheck."

DaveBro: "Really, Bro? Try missing a payment on that shit and we'll be reading about you in the newspaper!"
by BeepoZButtbanger October 4, 2013
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ADULTERATE

To misrepresent or distort the perception of something as being fully developed, complete, or aligned with its intended state. This distortion often arises from an assumption that a certain level of advancement or maturity has been achieved, when in reality, there might be underlying complexities, ongoing growth, or refinement processes that are not immediately apparent.

The concept of "adulterate," encapsulates the idea of assuming a fully realized state prematurely. This term sheds light on the tendency to overlook ongoing progress and the intricacies involved in genuine development by suggesting that perceptions can be tainted or adulterated by the illusion of being "done" or fully matured.

Interestingly, this specific use of "adulterate" to convey the concept of misperceived completion was coined by Rowdy Bunkers, and it aptly captures the idea of assuming a fully realized state prematurely. This term helps shed light on the tendency to overlook ongoing progress and the intricacies involved in genuine development by suggesting that perceptions can be tainted or adulterated by the illusion of being "done" or fully matured.
"Students adulterate their understanding of history by assuming they know all the important events already."

Museum visitors adulterate their appreciation of the artwork by thinking they understood the artist's intent without diving deeper.
by Bugnostic August 22, 2023
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fast food adultery

When you and your spouse say you are going to eat healthy together and then one of you eats fastfood in secret
It was only 2 weeks into the new year and I committed fast food adultery behind my wives back.
by Glenydotcom2 May 1, 2018
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adulterous

adj:relating to adultery
his adulterous behavior
by Jeanie Snell September 19, 2004
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adultery

the way to hint at a need for more sexual excitement in a serious relationship
by Anonymous February 24, 2003
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Adulterist

A single man who sleeps with married people...mainly women.
The Adulterist snuck out the bedroom window as the husband arrived home early from work.
by Chris Wayne December 1, 2005
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