Aaron Warner obsession

When you are absolutely head over heals for the amazing human being that is Aaron Warner

“Wow, you have such an Aaron Warner Obsession, you talk about him all the time”

by pęÿtøñ June 16, 2021

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.

Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely

by king squirrel January 19, 2010

Acorn in a Fur Coat

When you gettin a cold shower after you get arrested and your dick shrivel so small that the head is the only thing poking out and it looks like an acorn. The fur coat is pubic hair that surrounds the acorn.

"Bro I heard you got arrested! What was it like?!"
"Aw man, it was so cold in the damn strip search room that my dick looked a acorn in a fur coat!"

by reversefront September 3, 2016

pulled an aaron

try to kiss a girl and fail, then go in for a second kiss in complete desperation and/or confusion

Hey look, did you see Conan? He totally just pulled an aaron with Rebecca Romaine Stamos.

by darkman2701 January 3, 2009

The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse

Background:
The curse was first published on Facebook August 13, 2013. The curse was placed on the day the 49ers passed on Rodgers to draft Alex Smith. Aaron Rodgers was the loyal longtime fan, the northern cali boy, the CAL boy from across the bay and its clear now by far the better QB. The niners drafted Alex Smith instead.

The Curse

The 49ers shall not win a super bowl until after Aaron Rodgers is elected into the Hall of Fame.

Wow Aaron Rodgers has been in the NFL Hall of Fame for 1O years and the niners still can't win the super bowl. The 49er Aaron Rodgers Curse continues.

by Sudo V November 1, 2018

aaron carpenter

A beautiful boy who is apart of magcon, but doesn't get recognized as much as he should.
Aaron carpenter is the best thing that will ever happen too you!!!

Aaron carpenter is beautiful... He is sexy too.

by magcon lover March 24, 2014

acrobomb

To send a ridiculous amount of nonstandard acronyms to another person, usually via text message.

Q: Why doesn't Chuck understand my last text...
B: Well you probably acrobombed his ass. You always do that... Nobody knows what you mean!

by rubberbalz September 15, 2010