acoustic dyke

A genre of music identified generally by the combination of acoustic guitars and singing lesbians.

e.g. Melissa Etheridge, Indigo Girls, K.D. Lang.

Lesbian 1: Let's throw on some acoustic dyke and play some scratch a snatch.

Lesbian 2: k.

by someusernamething October 21, 2010

anal acoustics

a synonym for "fart"

Sandra let out some nasty anal acoustics.

by foshizz June 23, 2006

acoustic art

Art that is drawn or painted by hand, as opposed to electric art, which is done on the computer.

Guy 1 - Hey look at this drawing I just did.
Guy 2 - Wow, that's cool. You draw it by hand?
Guy 1 - Yep, acoustic art ftw!

by Yhtomit August 24, 2008

acoustic hop

(genre) Style of music developed in the North Park neighborhood of San Diego, CA combining the singer/songwriter genre with hip hop. It breaks away from the stereotypical "acoustic" sound which tends to be overly dramatic with the purpose of being "sensitive" or "nostalgic" and drifts away from the electronic back beats of Hip Hop with the use of an acoustic guitar and maybe a cajon (percussion intrument). It does this by using interesting rhyming patterns, slang and string plucking as opposed to strumming. A highly entertaining and often comedic listening experience that is full of collaboration a la hip hop's Wu Tang Clan.

We went to see some local singer/songwriters at a coffee shop. For the most part they all sounded the same accept for the one guy playing acoustic hop. He was funny and had us wanting to shake our booties. At different points during his set other artists joined in with him on stage. It was awesome!

by Sentinel408 September 7, 2009

acoustic douchebag

when a guy decides to be a douchebag under the belief that most people agree with his actions, only to realize that he has no support or back up in the entire world.

You read that thing in Forbes, about that acoustic douchebag being mocked on Facebook, after whining about getting booted from a bar in Seattle for refusing to take off his Google Glass?

by kingnumbers November 27, 2013

acoustic terrorist

A individual, that has chosen to impose an elevated level of music on others. Such as, the driver of a boom car. Of course, what constitutes music, can only be defined by the listener.

"Why is it always the acoustic terrorists that get caught by the bridge!"

by speedtoast May 7, 2018

acoustic masturbation

The act of sexually pleasing oneself without the use of an electric powered device such as a vibrator.

After visiting the adult toy store, Jill resolved to do less acoustic masturbation in the coming year.

by yes juanito yes April 11, 2016