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Octahedron-access

This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.
You may now access the octahedron.

The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?

That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!
by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017
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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”
Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.
by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023
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microsoft access

An absolutly evil database programme, which serves no purpose other than driving you clinically insane at a remarkably quick pace.

Never used in the workplace, so it's ppointless to be taught how to use it in GCSE or A-Level IT.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK!!! Why won't it recognise this goddamn formula like a normal person?!?"
by OD Smith March 29, 2005
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early access

When video game developers sell a game before it is done to milk more money out of their customers. It's usually broken and in the alpha or beta stages.
Timmy: "Did you see that new game on early access?"
Joe: " The one that costs $60 and doesn't work?"
Timmy: "Yeah we should buy it and support our developers."
Joe: "no."
by Bushdid911 April 15, 2015
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Special Access

You may be voted a Special Access (SA) if you prove yourself to thecwalk.com. Only the best c-walkers can become SA, when you are SA you may battle other professional c-walkers and be judged by other SA's around the world.
Groupies: ohh emm geeheezies, I'm ur biggest fan! can you sign my shirt? <3 you're my idol. I've watched all your videos that aren't exclusively for Special Access members! Can you teach me? I love you!!

GoSu: I'm SA, shut up, I need to c-walk.
by Hong Kong's K9 April 3, 2007
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Microsoft Access

Pile of rotten garbage. May or may not actually work, but guaranteed to have large piles of rotten excrement tucked away in the corner that will explode when least expected.
Of course it blew up, it's Microsoft Access. Who knows what crap was lurking in it.
by Slacker Bob July 23, 2010
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