Hulu and absorb

A variation of Netflix and chill made specifically for kinky individuals that prefer male-to-male and/or female-to-female action.

*Mother calls son*
Mother: What are you up to?
Son: I am really busy. I am about to Hulu and absorb.
Mom: Okay

by Queefology March 1, 2020

absorber

someone who leeches off another person.

hey mike stop being an absorber, I dont want to be your spawn.
assjacker sphincter-face and fuckwod

by sir william humphrey bastard fuck the great November 25, 2004

absors

when you are engaged in sexual intercourse for to long and your abdominal muscles lock up.

Man: dude I got the worst absors last night when I was fucking Alexis, I could barely walk after that.

by volnester6996 April 18, 2017

Socially Absorbent

The act of easily picking up others social habits, such as way of speaking and clothing. Some times considered a poser.

When every I talk to certain people I start talking just like them, I guess I'm just socially absorbent.

by ihmjaww March 14, 2011

Shock Absorbers

A pair of ladyz boobs :)

" Nice set of Shock Absorbers"

by Brad Nye September 28, 2008

shock absorber

A shock absorber is a guy that you take around with you to meet girls. The shock absorber's primary job is to entertain the ugly girls that are friends with hot girls, thus 'absorbing' the 'shock' of the situation as you now have a cockblock-free chance to hit on the hot girls. The shock absorber usually already is in a serious relationship or is gay.......or both.

"Hey Steve Watson, wanna be my shock absorber this summer?"

"So, this girl in a wheelchair came up to me. But luckily my shock absorber, Steve Watson, took care of her."

"Who wants a moustache ride?..No not you, ugly girl. You can have one from my shock absorber, Steve Watson"

by John Lyman July 16, 2004

Self Absorbed Emo

emo bitch psycho Girl who tells shit about you, just so she can see her long-distance boyfriend that she is cheating on. Self Absorbed Emos are commonly whores, and bitch a lot about how everyone is not good enough for them. The Self Absorbed Emo is clearly emo, but will deny it until their untimely death.

"Claire told her parents I made her smoke weed so that her parents would let her go to Pheonix to see her boyfriend. I can't believe my best friend would say such shit! She is such a Self Absorbed Emo. She was talking about suicide the other day, what a weirdo."
"Word up man."

by Alex Koppell December 14, 2008