Sketus Absolutos

A thot that is so powerful not even the thot slayer cannot slay it. If you see one show them the cross and scream “BEGONE THOT” warning STDs may occur if you are in a relationship with one.

Jasmine: Hi Sam

Sam: Begone Sketus Absolutos

by Thethotslayer October 8, 2019

Absortion

When a liquid becomes a mass of semi-solid gel.

We participated in an experiment where we used absortion to turn water into a mass of semi solid gel.

by mar'c March 29, 2009

Absolutist

A person who holds absolute values, theories, or principles, in philosophy, political, or theological matters. With unwavering conviction.

The adoration Hannah had for Amin was one of an absolutist (unchangable)

by Olivebranch April 13, 2017

Free Speech Absolutist

The correct term is "Speech Absolutist but", usually found in the profile of people who think any opinion they disagree with should be banned and the speaker should be hanged.

I am a Free Speech Absolutist but orange man should be hanged.

by darth leia September 3, 2018

Absolutmop

1- uber awesome girl who pwns the emo kid in her own special way...
2- the father of Groovemiester's babies,
3- pure awesomeness, in a can (80 proof)

"Absolutmop raped me once, i feel so blessed"

by Groovemeister February 6, 2005

Atmospheric absorption theory

There are a bunch of disembodied dicks and assholes floating in the sky and they are fucking so fast that the air around it absorbs the energy, forming the image of a cloud. Except all the assholes are yours.

Look at that cloud!
Yeah, I know about atmospheric absorption theory.

by Leenoy October 24, 2018

absorbtion!

line used by this fat guy with a face in my school

1: Absorbtion! (pretends to absorb a milk carton using sleeve
2: (enters) I'll shank you for that milk.
1: Ewwwww! No homo!

by E Killer a.k.a. e killa April 15, 2005