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Absofuckerlutely 

Describe a situation that you are more that 100% sure.
Davy is an SO, that is bsofuckerlutely obvious.

absofuckinglutley 

When something is so beyond true that it is ludicrous to think anything else.
Woman: "Am I still Bangable"?
Man: "absofuckinglutley"
absofuckinglutley by Dudemanpp July 16, 2016

absofuckinlutly

The better kind of Absolutly. More absolute and fucking important
You are absofuckinlutly right by fucking with the teacher's absolute values.
absofuckinlutly by NeoApocalypse October 27, 2007

absofuckinglutely 

1) hellz yeah!

2) so absolute, it's fucking crazy.
1) You wanna go hit downtown?
Absofuckinglutely!

2) Einstein was a genius.
Absofuckinglutely!
absofuckinglutely by reesesx3ramen November 29, 2009

absofuckinglutely 

absofuckinglutely...adverb: a word created to add significant emphasis when supporting something that is held in the highest regard.
Fred: "Hey Frank, are you traveling to a spot where you can see 100% of the total eclipse of the sun on August 21, 2017?" Frank: "Absofuckinglutely"!!!
absofuckinglutely by hvygee July 3, 2017

absofuckinglutely 

to use in those moments when some people just lack the common sense to know what your reply will be to something they said
justin: why do people make such a big deal out of things?
maiya: i don't know bro but its absofuckinglutely wack