Asswipe 

1.When one takes a poo,shit,dump,log,etc,he/she mostly uses something,usually toilet paper but mostly anything on hand to wipe ones ass.
2.A loser,who one thinks as much of as something used to wipe the ass.

1.Shit!Where'es the asswipes?!
2.Get a load of that dick.What an asswipe.

Asswipe by c4/\/\ July 13, 2005

Asswipe 

What is used to wipe an ass... redundant

I used an asswipe to wipe my ass

Asswipe by Sexy blonde chick December 30, 2014

asswipe 

an obnoxious person,
a choadlike individual

what an asswipe,that guy is such an asswipe

asswipe by dave kite April 4, 2005

asswipe 

What my mother calls me when she is mad.

Me: "Mom wake up I need some money"

Mom: " Why did you wake me up asswipe!"

asswipe by HarmonyNoelani April 20, 2008

asswipe 

A alternative to a curse word, I.E. shit balls hoes ass fuck dammit.

Use it to describe something so ugly,repulsive,disgusting,nasty,or just pissing you off that you'd use it to wipe your ass.

Usually said by 9th graders in California.

"Have you asked Johnny to the dance yet Sally?"
"No,I'm too shy."
"YOU BETTER ASK HIM SALLY,DON'T BE AN ASSWIPE!!"

asswipe by isaBALLA January 13, 2009

asswipe 

1) Flaming and pissy person who won't shut up and generally makes a total ass of themselves.
2) Someone whose primary and sole purpose of existance is as a plunger.
3) Can be used as multiple parts of a sentence.

1) Newby is an asswipe, he just won't shutup.
2) Newby is an asswipe, he needs to clean the shit out of his ears.
3) Newby is such an asswiping asswipe, I can't asswiping believe that asswipe.

asswipe by oh that guy again February 9, 2004

asswipe 

asswipe

1. An idiot or seemingly stupid individual. or someone who is just being an asshole.


2a). a device that has been used to
remove excrement from the anus.

2b.) a person who resembles in behavior, language or attitude

2c)a device used to remove excrement.


3. Someone you would wipe your ass with.

"He is so godamed stupid...... freakin asswipe.
("freakin" is always prior to "asswipe")

1) She used the poison ivy as an asswipe.

2) I can't believe he kicked the keg! What an Asswipe!

3. I have to shit, come over here steve!

asswipe by nameless October 29, 2004