Assknee

A term used to describe an obese person who isn’t doing very well in school.

“Fam, this yute’s an assknee, ahlie?” Or, “Don’t be an assknee”

by Concrete muncher March 10, 2022

Assenav

A seemingly ditzy or lost girl. a woman so different she must be an alian, a backwards flying butterfly

You can't get pizza at Chick-fil-A, what are you an Assenav?

by schmedley johanson II October 4, 2008

assential

Combination of "ass" and "essential" together. Having a physical characteristic that makes a person's ass the best part of the person.

(tongue in cheek) Her assential qualities make up for her lack of personality.

by doradothedog May 19, 2010

asspennies

Noun, Pennies of US currency that have been in the rectum of someone voluntarily placing them there, and then returning the soiled pennies back into active circulation. Very anarchist/chaotic, but uncivil and immature.

"Jerry just paid that lady at the gas station with 2 of his asspennies.

by TSquent January 15, 2008

Assentator

Assentator: 1)A would be flatterer. 2) An idiot that thinks yes is always the answer. 3)An individual that portrays him/herself as the reason for being.

Hey Sleuth, did ya see what JJ is doing to Aunt Fray? Yeah, that assentator is just after the inheritance. Yeah you're right Sleuth, That's why it's a good thing we're spending her money now!

by MavrickSauls July 9, 2010

Assknot

A tangle found in the ass crack consisting of hair, toilet paper, sweat and bits of dried shit. Typically found in men, horrifying when found in women.

When I pulled out that assknot I ripped out my ass hair and my fingers smelled like shit.

by durkadurkaclick December 17, 2008

Asskettle

To follow through after ejaculating in someones ass by pissing

"Man Kristjan really used Heather as an Asskettle last night"

by donkeypunchxsxsxs March 15, 2007