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Asians

1:Asians are so weird
2:You mean that noodle mexican
1:Yeah
by Starbucks Mexican May 18, 2017
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asians ago

1) Aussie slang for "Ages ago" because there's so many fucking asians in Australia.
2) A saying created by Matthew Larsen
Sonny: Have you seen Dark Knight?
Matt: Dude I saw that movie asians ago
Sonny: Lol Wtfux
by Matthew Larsen February 1, 2009
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Asians of Chaos

Followers of the VB Gamer YouTube Channel and his "unofficial" The Spike discord. We are not "officially" affiliated with the development group, but we have an inside track on most of the development news....
VB Gamer: Good evening my friends! If you like my content hit subscribe and the notification bell, and if you wish to join the Asians of Chaos in the unofficial The Spike discord, the link is below, smash that and spend 17 seconds figuring out verification.... Have a good day, and have a good night!
by Davester75 July 28, 2024
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Asians taking a lie detector test

POV:
ur asian taking a lie detector test
Son: "Hey dad, I took a lie detector test today."
Dad: "Oh ok, what score you get?"
Son: "Uh...it's a lie detector test, dad. There's no score, you either pass or fail."
Dad: "Okay, so did you pass or no?"
Son: "Well, you didn't want me to tell them how you raped my sister, right?"
Dad: "Shhh! Quiet! Someone could here you!"
Son: "Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, I lied about that, so you wouldn't get in trouble."
Dad: "Ok, good boy."
Son: "But the thing is... they detected that I had lied."
Dad: "WHAT??? FBI GUNNA SHOW UP AT DA FRONT DOR ANY MINUT NOW! STOOBID!"

Son: "No dad, they won't. I killed them all before they could call the cops."
Dad: *stares at son for a while* "Okay, good boy. You want some ice cream?"
Son: "Uh....Sure, but that's not all."
Dad: "Oh my god. What now, son? Hah?"
Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dude 1: Did you hear about those asians taking a lie detector test?
Dude 2: Yeah, I haven't seen 'em since, do you know where they are?
Dude 1: No...
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Son: "In order to lie.... I had to fail the test."
Dad: *pulls off shoe and throws it at son*
Son: "Ow! Dad, don't you want this? This way no one will kn-"

Dad: *pulls out glock 19 and starts firing at son*
Son: *barely dodges bullets* "Dad, stop!"
Dad: "You fail test! You stoobid! You not my son!" *pulls out AK-102*
Son: *gets hit in leg* "Ow! Dad, you have to stop!"
Dad: *ignores son* *dismembers son with five shells from a Challenger 2*
Son: *groans in agony*
Dad: *tases what's left of son's body *
Son: *attempts to scream in agony, but instead blood comes out of his mouth*
Dad: "You not my son! Son no fail test!" *lifts off in a A-10 Warthog armed with the Gauzer machine gun*
Son: "Please dad.....please..."
Dad: *crashes plane into son, ejecting himself 30 inches from the ground*
Son: .
Dad: *raids a U.S. Army bunker and steals 10 nukes*
Dad: *nukes house with son in it, then nukes the whole country just for good measure*
Dad: *evades paparazzi and kills families to live in their houses for 4 decades*
Dad: *becomes president, nukes the world then uses mods to terraform Mars*
Dad: *rapes your mom 10 times to repopulate the human race*
Dad: *eventually dies at age 142, wearing a suit with a red rose in his lapel and sunglasses*
No wonder we never saw that kid again.... Holy shit!

And that's why you've never heard of: Asians taking a lie detector test Part 2
by PORGSSSS November 28, 2023
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Asians aren’t agein’

Similar to blacks don’t crack (they don’t age or age very well)

Asians aren’t agein (Asians don’t age)
Blacks don’t crack. And Asians aren’t agein’
by Georgiewinter December 4, 2025
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Casino Asians

Casinos Asians are fresh off the boat Asians who spend most of their time in casinos. They're characterized by being extremely superstitious (always taking the sucker bets on any table game), incredibly rude (getting angry when you don't play a blackjack hand the way they want you to play it, because they think that it will effect the "flow" of the cards) and will sit next to you blowing smoke in your face with no consideration for your personal boundaries.
I always thought that Asians were good at math, until I saw Casino Asians.
by bravesfan222 March 7, 2012
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