Argyll Ski Slope

an argyll ski slope is a classic event from scotland when a man or women would have to slide down a slope naked with various holes in it whilst erect men are underneath poking their penis through the holes.

When colliding with the "obstacles" the "skier" is penetrated and therefore is disqualified and covered in bodily fluid, which prepares the slope for the next rider.
this event is often abbreviated by frequenters to the A.S.S

Did you hear that Dougie came last in the Argyll Ski Slope on purpose?

Isn't that the 3rd year in row?

by kevin champion November 22, 2024

ARGyle Name

A very non-creative name used in a fictional story or internet mystery.

The use of "Walten" in a story by MarTIN WALLs is an ARGyle Name if I've ever seen one.

by Jamm-Scotch February 1, 2022

Duke of Argyle

Tool rarely purchased to make Ronnie’s weld acceptable

Pass me the Duke of Argyle this weld is savage

by SPI Argyle July 27, 2021

Duke of Argyle

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Welding Inspector “ pass me the Duke of argyle this weld is savage “

by SPI Argyle July 27, 2021

Duke of Argyle

Tool rarely purchased on a pipeline to make Ronnie’s weld acceptable

Pass me the Duke of Argyle James this weld is savage

by SPI Argyle July 27, 2021